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Weird News Jokes
An
old woman in Wisconsin sues the police
department for not taking her calls seriously enough and is claiming damages
amounting to $20,000. The police Department refused to give comment on the
matter pending an official investigation that would allow them to disclose
better information. But based on an insider, the 911 operator says the old lady
called repetitively to report an unusual incident that had her things getting
stolen and returned to her house without her knowledge. The informant who
wishes not to be identified further adds that the said
calls were classified as “CRAZY” calls and were treated as such, which makes
the old lady’s claims stand on firmer grounds.
There
are still no official statements from the Police Department as this breaking
news is broadcast and we will continue to monitor further developments.
New York City, a male suspect is being held for questioning
regarding a case of indecent exposure and Illicit sex, when he was caught
fondling a mannequin on a famous department stores display case. The said event
was seen and viewed by people from all walks of life both inside and outside
the store. Employees of the said store reported the incident that took more
than a few minutes with the suspect walking to and fro from the said display
case as he was eyeing the said mannequin. After 10 minutes of absence, the man
appears from nowhere, climbs the display, places his hands into the clothes
that were displayed and fondles the mannequin’s breasts much to the offense of
people who realized what was happening right before their very eyes. Police
promptly arrived and apprehended the man that the department store management
aims to file charges of Indecent exposure and Illicit Sex which would be
deliberated on by the state and private lawyers. As the man was being led to
the police car for transport to the prescient for booking and subsequent filing
of charges, he was quoted as saying,” I’m not a bad person, I’m an accountant
at 5th and Main, But I admit to the charges that are being levied to
me because you’ll have to admit, those are some of the most perfect XXXXXX I’ve
seen for a looong looong time.”
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