Uk and Irish Jokes

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Uk and Irish Jokes

Three Englishmen were at a bar when they happened to spot an Irishman seated not far from them. One of the Englishmen approached him and says, “ Did you know St. Patrick was a drunken Loser!”

The Irishman replies, “ Hmm, I didn’t know that.”

The Englishman returns and tells his buddies, “ I told him St. Patrick was a drunken loser and he didn’t even care.”

The second Englishman says, “ Well, you just don’t know how to set him off. Watch and learn boys.”

He goes over to the Irishman and tells him, “ St Patrick was a lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum.”

The Irishman again replies, “ Hmm, I didn’t know that.”

Shocked, the second fellow returned and he tells his friends, “ You were right, he is unshakable.”

The third Englishman was quiet and thinking of a way to piss of the poor fellow who was sitting quietly and finally says, “ Boys, this’ll really piss him off!”

He approaches the Irishman and says,” I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman?”

The Irishman, annoyed but still quite cool replies, “Yeahh. That’s what your buddies were trying to tell me all along.”

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