TV and Movie Jokes

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TV and Movie Jokes

Three guys were standing atop the Petronas towers in Malaysia when the first guy turns to the second and says, “ You know guys, science has proven that a building this high has enough wind currents caused by wind currents that it would be possible to stand off the edge and float in mid air.”

“Nah, I don’t think so,” says the skeptical second guy. So the first guy steps off and floats in mid-air for a couple of minutes then returns to the top of the building.

The second guy was elated and says, “Hey, that was good. I could do that.”

He steps off the building and of course he goes SPLAT on the concrete below.

The third guy looks at the first guy and says, “ You know, for a guy who is known as Superman, you’re an asshole.”

Superman was on a routine flight around the city to check for bad guys when he spots wonder woman and the invisible man sunbathing naked on a rooftop. Superman who has a crush on the female superhero comes up with a plan to swoop in with super speed, and have sex with wonder woman also at super fast speeds that she wouldn’t even notice it.

He waits a couple of minutes and swoops in, does his business, and before anyone can notice he’s gone.

Wonder woman, who was enjoying it suddenly feels that the invisible man was uncomfortable asks,” What’s wrong dear?”

The Invisible man replies, “ I don’t know, but my ass sure hurts.”
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