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True Funny Stories

I was doing my IRS tax forms when I got lost in all the cryptic and ambiguous regulations. In desperation I called the IRS helpline to get help in clarifying the confusing terms and other items on the said forms.

The call was taken by a sweet pleasant lady who was able to get me all then relevant information I needed that was so helpful I was able to complete the forms as we were talking.

Wanting to show appreciation for her efforts, I praised her by saying, “ Thank You!, You’ve been really informative and very much helpful.

Her answer was totally unexpected for she said, “ Sorry bout that??!!!”

A golf match in Los Angeles, US was cancelled after a cow wandered onto the fairway, deposited a cowpat on the 17^th. Green and then chased players.

Two West German drivers were hospitalized when their heads smashed against each other while they were driving in opposite directions on a remote road. Apparently, heavy fog was present and both drivers were driving with their heads out of their respective windows in order to see more clearly. Both vehicles were unscathed in the said vehicular accident.
Name Rating
Mouse Balls 10.0
Nursing Home 10.0
Diary of A New Snow Shoveler 9.00
Embarrassing Moments 8.50
Blonde in D.C. 8.00
Chilli Cookoff 7.00
All I Want for Cristmas... 6.00
Boring Math Class 4.00
Pray for McDonalds 3.33
in October, A 49-year-old San 3.00
Why Black? 2.00
Dear God (Christmas) 2.00
According To Police in Dahlonega, 1.00
Anger Management 1.00
Marry Me 1.00
This Is Pretty Close To An Actual Sales Call... 1.00
12 Days of Christmas (Santa Cruz Style) 1.00
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Buried Daily ---
Long Run ---
Cristmas Quiz ---
the Dyslexic Satanist. ---
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar ---
Rejected Hallmark Cards ---
A Networkologist's Christmas ---
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version) ---
A REALLY Bad Day - True Story! ---
Directions for Making Fruitcake. ---
Trick Or Treat! ---
Grinch Quiz! ---
Ebonics Christmas ---
Happy Thanksgiving ---
Bloomingdales! ---
Top 10 Halloween Things... ---
Restructuring At the North Pole ---
Microsoft and Santa ---
the Problem With Santa! ---
Traditional Service ---
Wedding Announcement ---
Make Him Happy ---
They Eloped ---
Wedding Questions and Answers ---
Being Offensive At A Wedding ---
Wedding Tragedy ---
Odd Wedding Gifts ---
Great Gifts ---
Locked Up ---
Why White? ---
Looking for A Name ---
Top 10 Signs of A Bad Christmas Tree. ---
the Angel Atop A Christmas Tree ---
Christmas and A Day At the Office? ---
Top 10 Signs Santa Doesn\\\'t Like Your Kid. ---
Santa, We\\\'re Worried About You. ---
Halloween Party Time! ---
Cool Bumper Stickers! ---
A Cynics Guide To Life: ---
the Facts of Life: ---
Your\'re What? ---
Dog Nap ---
Policemens Balls ---
Brick of Life ---
Court Transcripts ---
More Doctor's Notes ---
Dr's Visit ---
Even More Dr's Notes ---
Insurance Claims ---
Thumb in Salad ---
Uninvited Kiss ---
Ever Wondered? ---
Picture Revenge ---
Doctor's Notes ---
Manslaughter Defense ---
Mow the Lawn ---
Mrs Hamburger Head ---
Unreal Court Rulings ---
Travel Agent Laughs ---
Why Taxes ---
Spelling Research ---
Slide Rule ---
Tip Off ---
50 Top Headlines ---
ID10T ---
KY Jelly? ---
Losing Weight ---
Terrorism ---
Single Black Female ---
Big Surprise ---
M&M Evolution Theory ---
Wrinkles ---
Vet Visit ---
Lightning Bugs ---
$20 - $15 = $5 ---
Arkansas Idiot ---
Bankruptcy ---
New York Idiot ---
John Kallam ---
Unemployment ---
Britney's Pregnancy ---
Piranhas ---