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Tongue TwistersTongue Twisters is a form of word art where the words used are designed to cause the tongue to go through extensive calisthenics thus most of the time making the speaker say it wrong. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com has a section within it’s almost 90 category collection of over 60,000 individual jokes dedicated solely to these Tongue Twisters that can indeed be a source of fun for hours especially with your loved ones. Our Tongue Twisters come from all over the world, some are old and some are new, but their aim is the same, to get your tongue to get tied up and making a mistake that would send you and your friends laughing your hearts out. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com for all the best Tongue Twisters and a whole lot more fun stuff on the web. We’ve all fallen victims to this word art that has sent us taking cover due to the embarrassing consequences as we try to speak out those ever winding wordings. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com has a good collection that would surely challenge the tongues of even the best people who take these Tongue Twisters for granted. Have a good one and want others to enjoy them as you have? Send them in to us so we can help each other as we make the site even bigger. Want a dose of the latest and best ones, subscribe to the mailing list and get through email everyday for a bite of fun everyday. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com, for all your funny bone needs and a whole lot more fun stuff, the best on the web. Tongue TwistersMr.
See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now
See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw before Soar saw See, which made Soar sore. Had
Soar seen See’s saw before See sawed Soar’s seesaw. So
See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw. Because
it was sad to see Soar
so sore just because See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw! Flee
from fog fight flu fast If
a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot To
talk ere the tot could totter, Ought
the Hottentot, tot Be
taught to say aught or naught, Or
what ought to be taught her? If
to hoot and toot a Hottentot tot Be
taught by her Hottentot tutor, Ought
the tutor, get hot If
the Hottentot tot Hoot
and toot at her Hottentot tutor? Once
upon a barren moor There
dwelt a bear, also a boar. The
bear could not bear the boar. The
boar though the bear a bore. At
last the bear could bear no more Of
that boar that bored him on the moor, And
so one morn he bored the boar – That
boar will bore the bear no more. A
tree toad loved a she-toad Who
lived up in a tree. He
has a two-toed tree toad But
a three-toed toad was she. The
two-toed tree toad tried to win The
three-toed she toad’s heart, For
the two-toed tree toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree toad trod. But
the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He
couldn’t please her whim. From
her tree toad bower With
her three-toed power The she-toad vetoed him.
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