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The mother of a recently married lady comes over unannounced one day to see how the newlyweds are doing. As she rings the door, it opens and she sees her daughter naked which shocked her as she pulls her inside and closes the door. “What on earth are you doing naked?” she asks.

Her daughter replies, “This is my love dress.”

“But you’re naked,” the mother says.

Her daughter again replies, “ My husband loves to see me in my love dress, so before he gets home I take a shower, spray on his favorite perfume and I wait for him to come home at the door waiting to have passionate sex before dinner.”

The night goes on without much incident with the mother though stunned goes home thinking at what her daughter does.

The next day a few hours before her husband returns from work, she tries her daughter’s technique to turn the embers of her sex life into an outraging inferno. So she showers and dries herself then she spray’s a couple of puffs of perfume just as she spots her husband driving up the driveway. So she rushes down stairs naked taking her place before the door as he opens it.

“ What the hell is wrong with you, you’re naked” asks the flabbergasted husband as he places down his things and coat.

“ This is my love dress,” she says as she flirts with him a minute trying to put a spark in his eyes.

Her husband unmoved and quite unresponsive tells her, “ Needs a little ironing!!!”

Name	By	Category	Rating
Zoe and Kals Dating Tips Cont	Jeff J. Friesen	Love Jokes	10.0
Worms	josh baker	Love Jokes	10.0
the Two Men	Sucha Dog	Love Jokes	10.0
Boy & His Mom	leelu	Love Jokes	10.0
Top 16 Worst Breakup Excuses	Gone T. Postal	Love Jokes	10.0
Punishment for Bigamy?	Pussy Licker	Love Jokes	10.0
Father-in-law Jokes and Mother-in-law Jokes	Chuk Bonyata	Love Jokes	10.0
Washclothe	L'il Biatch	Love Jokes	10.0
Adult	watkins900	Love Jokes	10.0
My First Fuck in the Woods	Halli	Love Jokes	9.67
*~> MaKiNg SaNdWiChEs <~*	Nicole M. T	Love Jokes	9.10
Loose Pussy	Tiger Fly	Love Jokes	8.75
Husband Nicknames	Scooby D. Doo	Love Jokes	8.67
A Teenage Girl	death_tortiose	Love Jokes	8.57
Time Is of the Essence	Noreen Hassan	Love Jokes	8.50
Unhappily Married	madcat cw	Love Jokes	8.50
Just Married!	Dejoira T. Phillips	Love Jokes	8.00
Cookies	Stephen Schug	Love Jokes	8.00
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects	Meghan LaLonde	Love Jokes	7.67
My Husband Is No Fun...	Ellsworth	Love Jokes	7.00
Train	Marc C. Fryer	Love Jokes	6.50
Cheaters	Kevin McGee	Love Jokes	6.33
Swapping Wife for Season Ticket	Caitlin l. Lopez	Love Jokes	6.00
Really Expensive Barbie	nay-nay12	Love Jokes	6.00
Tie Her To the Tree	Smoker Wiedman	Love Jokes	6.00
Newspaper Article	Melissa A. Mcclain	Love Jokes	6.00
the 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask	kyle	Love Jokes	6.00
Give Me A Sign	Amy Hakwkins	Love Jokes	5.57
Sex N Football	bubba joe	Love Jokes	5.50
Macho Man	Neo X. Queen	Love Jokes	5.50
One Hundred	Jeremy Penner	Love Jokes	5.50
Santa and the Thoughtful 20 Year Old	Cody G. Jackson	Love Jokes	5.00
Leaving for Work	frick frack	Love Jokes	5.00
Snake in Jungle	jumbo shrimp	Love Jokes	4.50
Why Hockey Is Better Than Sex	Sam T. Brauer	Love Jokes	4.00
Divorce	Bruce R. Wood	Love Jokes	4.00
Joke To Play on Friend	Leila K. Barker	Love Jokes	4.00
Yo Sister	KissyFace	Love Jokes	4.00
Life With No Parole	Tim Alive	Love Jokes	4.00
Your Butts Getting Big Hun	5th Beatle	Love Jokes	3.50
Marital Advice	sorin s. dohanes	Love Jokes	3.50
Doorknob	"Leppy"	Love Jokes	3.17
Half and Half	Gina G	Love Jokes	3.00
the Anniversery Gift	Labblue*	Love Jokes	3.00
Control Sex Drive	Its All Good	Love Jokes	3.00
Quickie?	Gen_Aftertaste	Love Jokes	3.00
How's My Cat?	Amy M. Poh	Love Jokes	1.00
Pack for Fishing Trip	stuart g. west	Love Jokes	1.00
Going Out	Jason Bassett	Love Jokes	1.00
Daitng Rules	disco duck	Love Jokes	1.00

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