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Love Jokes

The mother of a recently married lady comes over unannounced one day to see how the newlyweds are doing. As she rings the door, it opens and she sees her daughter naked which shocked her as she pulls her inside and closes the door. “What on earth are you doing naked?” she asks.

Her daughter replies, “This is my love dress.”

“But you’re naked,” the mother says.

Her daughter again replies, “ My husband loves to see me in my love dress, so before he gets home I take a shower, spray on his favorite perfume and I wait for him to come home at the door waiting to have passionate sex before dinner.”

The night goes on without much incident with the mother though stunned goes home thinking at what her daughter does.

The next day a few hours before her husband returns from work, she tries her daughter’s technique to turn the embers of her sex life into an outraging inferno. So she showers and dries herself then she spray’s a couple of puffs of perfume just as she spots her husband driving up the driveway. So she rushes down stairs naked taking her place before the door as he opens it.

“ What the hell is wrong with you, you’re naked” asks the flabbergasted husband as he places down his things and coat.

“ This is my love dress,” she says as she flirts with him a minute trying to put a spark in his eyes.

Her husband unmoved and quite unresponsive tells her, “ Needs a little ironing!!!”

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