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| Posted by Nady on 14-Aug-2005 | Womenz ProbzMental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Mentrual cramps,
Menopause...........
Did u eva notice how all womens problems begin with
MEN???!!!
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| Posted by I don't have a penis on 14-Aug-2005 | paprikaOne day in the doctors office the paitent came in and told the
doctor that he had an orange dick.The doctor was starteled and
asked the paitent wat he does daily and the paitent replied well
all i do is watch porn movies and eat paprika chips.
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| Posted by nick eckhardt on 14-Aug-2005 | $40A guy was in a bar drinking lightly after work. When he saw the
time, he said "Whoa, I gotta get home or my wife will kill me!"
His friend goes, "Listen, drink more and don't worry about it."
So he did. Then, the guy got soooooo drunk that he puked up
onto himself. "Oh man, my wifes gonna murder me." he slurred.
"Don't worry" his friend said "here is a $20 note, ok. Tell ya
wife this...."
Later that night, the man got home.
"Who do you think you are coming home drunk to me with vomit over
your shirt. You bastard! You're a discrace of a husband" The
wife cried. "No sweetie" Mr Drunk began, "I stayed late at the
office and on the way home some druck chucked on me. He gave me
$20 as an apology. The wife stared at her husband. "Why is
there $40 in your pocket then?" The husband stared at the floor
and said, "Oh, um, um, um, he shit in my pants as well!"
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| Posted by G H on 14-Aug-2005 | FliesI stopped at a friends shop the other day and found him stalking
around with a flyswat. When i asked if he was getting any flies,
he answered:'Yeah, three males and two females.'
Curious, i asked him how he could tell the difference.
He replied:'Three were on the beer can and two were on the
phone'.
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| Posted by Valerie A. Galluzzo on 14-Aug-2005 | Why God Created WomenWhy did God decide to create women?
Because unlike a man, God can admit he made a mistake, and promptly
correct the problem!
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| Posted by _Bambi_ on 14-Aug-2005 | Woman vs. HurricaneWhat does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
When they cum they're wet and wild. And when they leave, they take your
house and your car.
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| Posted by Scott T. Zuber on 09-Aug-2005 | LazyWhat do you call a woman that works like a man??
A Lazy bitch.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by Kezza Havard on 13-Aug-2005 | Door knobdid you here about the the new nurse she is the new town door knob because everyone gets a turn.
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| Posted by SwiM4LifE on 14-Aug-2005 | Talk About Men And Be Politically CorrectHe does not have a beer gut,
He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
He is not quiet,
He is a Conversational Minimalist.
He is not stupid,
He suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.
He does not get lost all the time,
He discovers Alternative Destinations.
He is not balding,
He is in Follicle Regression.
He is not a cradle robber,
He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.
He does not get falling-down drunk,
He becomes Accidentally Horizontal.
He does not have his head up his ass,
He suffers from Rectal-Cranial Inversion.
He is not short,
He is Anatomically Compact.
He does not have a rich daddy,
He is a Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion.
He does not constantly talk about cars,
He has a Vehicular Addiction.
He does not have a hot body,
He is Physically Combustible.
He is not unsophisticated,
He is Socially Challenged.
He does not eat like a pig,
He suffers from Reverse Bulimia.
He is not a bad dancer,
He is Overly Caucasian.
He is not a sex machine,
He is Romantically Automated.
He does not hog the blankets,
He is Thermally Unappreciative.
He is not a male chauvinist pig,
He has Swine Empathy.
He does not undress you with his eyes,
He has an Introspective Pornographic Moment.
He is not afraid of commitment,
He is Monogamously Challenged.
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| Posted by Meme_2000 on 14-Aug-2005 | MEN: Please Read Rules Before Proceding1. Please do not talk to my breast. You won't be meeting them.
2. If you want to control someone sleep with your remote.
3. I always choose chocolate over men-always.
4. 51% love goddess 49% bitch.
5. My sexual preference is NO.
6. MY body is a temple, now get on your knees and pray.
7. It's not the size that counts, it's... no, wait, size does
count.
8. Rrmember you horny peice of dirt, girls are made of sugar,
spice, and everything nace.
9. Men are like hardware floors, lay them right the first time
and you can walk all over them forever.
10. Save your breath for your inflatable date.
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