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| Posted by Mark Kinder on 14-Aug-2005 | pheadophilesWhy do pheadophiles like halloween?
Free delivery
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| Posted by john romanutti on 14-Aug-2005 | Gays At The ZooTwo gay men are walking through a zoo. They come across the
gorillas, and after a while they notice that the male gorilla
has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this. One
of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the
cage to touch it. Suddenly, the gorilla grabs him, drags him
into the cage and mates with him for six hours nonstop! When
he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An
ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital. A
few days later his friend visits him and asks: "Are you hurt?"
"Am I hurt?" he answers. "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he
hasn't written..."
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| Posted by Jeff D. Ahern on 14-Aug-2005 | Fruit Punch
What do you call it when a gay guy hits you?
Fruit Punch.
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| Posted by Kino Makoto on 14-Aug-2005 | gay barThis guy had a hard day at work and decided to get a drink on
the way home. He stopped in to this bar and didn't realize it
was a gay bar. He took a seat in this both and a waiter came up
to him and asked what the name of his penis was. The guy looked
at him puzled and said what?? The waiter replied i have to know
the name of your penis before I can serve you it is house rules.
The man asked well what is the name of yours?? the waiter said
it is NIKE ya know just do it. Oh said the guy a few min. passed
and the waiter asked him again a short pause then the man
replied it is SECRET the waiter questioned what does that mean
the man sad ya know strong enough for a man but made for a woman.
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| Posted by nick g on 14-Aug-2005 | The homo leprecauntheres a man in a public bathroom just minding him business,
pushin out a turtle head er somethin...When he got out, he
noticed a little leprecaun infront of him. The man goes "who
are you?" the leprecaun responds "I am a leprecaun and i will
grant you three wishes." The man goes, "Oh really?" So he
tries to make a wish. He goes, "i want a mercades." The
leprecaun says "Its already outside master." His second wish
was, "i want 5 hot chicks." The leprecaun says, "there in the
car" And his third wish was "i want 1 million dollars" the
lerecaun says "its also in the car." So the leprecaun says "you
have to sleep with me before i let you have these things. So
they go home, have some real freaky sex, and when he wakes up,
the little man is gone and it says, "Thanks for the free ride
dipshit!"
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| Posted by pyroguy_3 on 14-Aug-2005 | dead end date bobthere once was man who was very bored. he watched tv played a
game and listended to music but he was still bored.
so the man (bob)dicided to join a dating service so he wouldnt
always be so bored. on his first date bob meets a young blonde
girl in her mid 20s. bob is very attracted to her and trys to
make his move. while watching a movie at a drivr in bob starts
to touch her. he slowly touches her parts but she doesnt seem to
notice. so bob finally hits her really and she screams really
loud, for bob had broke her arm.
the blonde brings the case to court so bob would have to pay
medical expences. the blonde win the case and bob is forced to
pay 300 dallors.
bob goes on another date this time with a blonde in her early
20s. this time they go to a pool for a swim. bob tries to make
his move on this girl to. while the girl is swimming bob
"accedently" touched her breasts. the girl is affended a slaps
bob and goes home.
bob goes on many bad dates and is know for it. no girl in the
area even ties to go out with bob so bob moves to a city in new
york ware he gets a new job in the world trade center and signs
up at aanother dating service.
on bobs first date at the new service he goes out with a very
hot blonde girl. they imeditly fall in love and get married.
after 15 years of being married thay get a divorve. bob is
know45 years old and has lost all is hair and is very
unatractive so no one is willing to date him. so bob is bored
for many more years until he is 60 and goes to an retirement
home. there he meets some old chicks. he falls in love with one
on person exept it is a guy.
the guy and bob move to texas where they get a legal gay
marrige. they live happly for 10 years until the guy dies from a
oversized anus.(i wonder how that happened) bob is very sad but
wants to have another partner so he goes date hunting again. bob
goes on many dead end dates with old men.
one day bob dies because one of dates was a pysco killer and
murdered him. in hevan bob goes up to st. peter. there are only
6 other people in line so st. peter says the man who had the
worst life will be the only won to get to hevan. the first man
says how he was in the army for 30 years and faght all his life
nd how he died from being tortured to death.
all the other men in line to get into hevan tell their life
story which were all far worse then bobs but bob was the one who
got into hevan. all the other men were angerd by st. peters
chioce and asked why they chose bob.
this is what st. peter said " every gay manwho has died has gone
to hell. bob is the first gay man to come to hevan. i want him
for myself!
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| Posted by James Rintamaki on 14-Aug-2005 | Gay ShowerTwo gay guys are in the shower. The phone rings so one guy gets
out. He say to the other guy, "Don't do anything without me."
The other guy promises not too. When the guy returns from his
phone call he looks in the shower and sees cum all over. He says
I told you not to do anything without me. The guy looks at him
and says, "All I did was fart."
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| Posted by kendal on 14-Aug-2005 | Just for FunWhat do you call a male gay dinosaur....
Mega sore ass!!!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss!
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| Posted by Ashley Barth on 14-Aug-2005 | Players Trip To PlaytownThere is a player named Shaun. He goes from country to country
to find the best sex. He seeks his adventure in Germany and goes
to a German town named Playtown. Supposedly, he heard that the
best sex goes in this town, so he's eager to go.
Since prostitution is legal in Germany, he goes up to the
counter and explains his "pimpin adventure." The clerk smiles
and says, "You can only stay for 3 nights, and you can only pick
3 rooms out of 10. One room per night. But remember, don't go to
Room Number 1. And when you are done, come on down and tell me
about it." And with that, he gives Shaun the 10 keys.
Shaun goes to Room Number 9 and does that ho bad. The next
morning he goes down and says that that was one of the best sex
acts he has ever done. The clerk smiles and reminds him again to
stay out of Room Number 1.
The next night, Shaun has a better ho and a better time in Room
Number 3 then he did at Room Number 9. He goes back down and
tells the clerk that he had so much fun and it felt so good he
wants the same girl again. But the clerk said that one girl one
time is enough. And he reminded Shaun that one night was left,
and to stay out of Room Number 1.
Shaun walks down the hall and passes Room Number 1. He looks
around and says, "What the hell, I already had the best sex I'll
ever get." and with that, he walks into the room. He looks
around, a typical hotel room. 2 beds, a bathroom, a closet and a
desk. He then notices the hole in the wall with hair coming out.
He says, "Ok, whatever" and he goes up and humps the hole.
The next morning, he goes in to turn in the keys and the clerk
says, "....and...?" and Shaun says, "Oh, yeah, it was great...."
and the clerk asks, "You didn't go to Room Number 1, did you?".
Shaun says, "No I wasn't..." and then this guy stroking his big
black beard said, ".....oh yes he diiiiiiiiid!"
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| Posted by Jo Smith on 14-Aug-2005 | Another Gay Bar JokeTwo men walked into a bar, and ordered some beers. Nothing
seemed out of the ordinary until one of the men started yelling
at the other one and generally making a scene.
The bartender came over and calmed him down, and the men started
drinking again.
After a few minutes, the man stood up again and started making a
fuss.
Once again, the tender came over, but this time he threatened
the man, saying, "If you don't cut this crap out, I'm going to
kick you right out of here!"
For a while, this worked. But a half-hour later, the man
started yelling at the other man again. True to his word, the
barkeep came over and dragged the rowdy drunk out of the tavern.
The bartender asked, "Why were you always bitching at that other
guy?"
The man stood up, proud, and said, "No matter what or how anyone
tries to convince me, I never sleep with a drunk person."
MiraJen
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