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| Posted by jintro d. s on 14-Aug-2005 | Lesbians With OarsWhat do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
FUR TRADERS!
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| Posted by kornknot on 14-Aug-2005 | Sleeping BagQ: What do you call two gays in a sleeping bag?
A: A Fruit Roll Up
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| Posted by Lacy M. Boyd on 14-Aug-2005 | gay vampiresWhat douse one lesbian vampire say to the other?
See you next month!
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| Posted by tigergirl8705 on 14-Aug-2005 | Celebratetionone day 20 men were in a pub celebrating "heres too 2 years"they
were saying,the waiter thougt it must of been somethink
important so she went over and gave them all a free drink after
she asked them what they were celebrating and one said"we have
just finished a puzzle and on the box it said 3-4 years but we
done it in two years!"
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| Posted by sam bennett on 14-Aug-2005 | 2 gay guys in the showerTwo gay guys are having sex in the shower. Then the doorbell
rings. One of them goes to answer, and while he's dressing he
says, "Don't jackoff while I'm gone." When he comes back,
there's sperm all over the walls. He says " I thought I told you
not to jackoff!" The other says, "I didn't, I farted"
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| Posted by Playful on 14-Aug-2005 | THE CABBIE AND THE NUNThere was a cabbie with a nun in the backseat. As they are
going down the road, the cabbie starts to cry. The nun asks,
"Why are you crying my son?" The cabbie says "Well i've always
had a fantasy of a nun giving me a blow job." The nun says
"Well first you have to be catholic and second you have to be
single." The cabbie smiles and says "I'm both!" So they pull
into an alley and do thier thing. A few minutes later the
cabbie starts to cry again. The nun says, "Well what is the
problem now my son?" The cabbie replies "I have a confession to
make, I am jewish and I am married." The nun replies, "That's
o.k. my name is Scott and I'm on my way to a costume party."
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| Posted by mat henderson on 14-Aug-2005 | Pastor SchoolThere were these 12 guys that were going to school to become
priests, and they were almost to the point of passing the class.
There was only one step left: they had to learn to resist
temptation. The teacher brings them to a dark room with no
windows, tells them to get naked, and they have to tie bells
around their penis'.
The teacher brings in a naked dancing girl, and tells them, if
you're bell rings, you haven't yet learned to resist temptation,
so you'll be kicked out of this school.
The girl starts dancing, and one guy's bell just starts ringing
like crazy. It rings so hard that it falls completly off. He
takes two steps forward, bends down, and 11 other bells go off.
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| Posted by Will F. Murray on 14-Aug-2005 | Can DriveA man was sitting in a bar one night and every time he took a
drink of beer he spit it out and said, "Damn, that
Son-of-a-bitch can drive." After doing this for 3 beers the
bartender asked, "How come everytime you take a drink of beer,
you spit it out and say, 'Damn, that son-of-a-bitch can drive?'"
"I was hitchhiking tonight on a dark and curvy road, and a
trucker picked me up. As we were going down the dark and curvy
mountain road, we came to a one lane bridge with 4 cars coming
the other way. I told him, 'If you get us out of this alive, I
will give you the best damn blow job you've ever had!'" The guy
took another drink of beer, spit it out, and said, "Damn, that
son-of-a-bitch can drive."
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| Posted by Matt L. Giardina on 14-Aug-2005 | The Facts of LifeThere was a little boy who walked onto a public bus . The little
boy started raving on and on about the facts of life to the bus
driver .
He said "if my daddy were a bull and my mommy were a cow I'd be
a little bull . If my daddy was a monkey and my mommy was a
monkey I'd be a little monkey .If my daddy were a fish and my
mommy were a ..." when all of the sudden the bus driver got so
angered that he pulled the bus off the road and said to the boy
" what if your mommy was a prostatute and your daddy was
gay".The boy thinks for a momment and then states in a cute
little voice "I'd be a bus driver".
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| Posted by Jeff D. Ahern on 14-Aug-2005 | Fruit Punch
What do you call it when a gay guy hits you?
Fruit Punch.
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