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| Posted by Josh B. Stovall on 14-Aug-2005 | Left Handed Penis Fuckwell it goes like this:
a dude walks into a bar and hees like "fuck you"
another dude walks in and he is like "holy shit"
third dude walks in and is like "whoa oh my god"
bar tender is like "you guys are fuckin' stupid idiots, and this
joke is stupider than shit".
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| Posted by Hiker on 14-Aug-2005 | Gay HorseWhat Does A Gay Horse Eat?
Heeeeeeaaay*
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| Posted by Elizabeth on 14-Aug-2005 | Never Mess With BikersThere once was a man name Joe. He walked into a bar to find a
biker beating on a man witha book. Joe said he would call the
cops if he didn't go. The biker left and helped the man getting
beaten on then found out he was gay. The week after at night he
heard the door rign. Who would be calling at this hour of night.
Joe walked down and opened the door to find the biker dressed up
in panty hose and other things for sex. So Joe then found out
the man with the book had been his boyfriend and had dumped the
biker. The biker forced Joe to go have *** with him. So Joe did
as he was told. That showed Joe never to mess with bikers.
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| Posted by Sabri Al-Safi on 14-Aug-2005 | Name Your PenisA guy walks into a bar and after only taking 2 steps in, he
realizes that it's a gay bar. He decides to proceed because he
really needs a drink. A gay waiter approaches and asks: "What's
the name of your penis?"
The customers says: "Look, I'm just not into that kind of stuff.
All I want is a cold beer."
The gay waiter says: "I'm sorry but house rules dictate that I
cannot serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."
The customer says to the gay waiter: "All right....I will but
first tell me the name of your penis."
The gay waiter says: "NIKE...you know, 'JUST DO IT!"
The customer thinks for a moment and then says: The name of my
penis is 'SECRET'.
The waiter is puzzled and asks: "SECRET? What does that mean?"
The customer says: You know, SECRET.....STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN
BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!"
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| Posted by daniel bud on 14-Aug-2005 | First Datemy friends first date true story he told me
6:00 pm
arrives at girls house
is told she is getting ready
father stares menacingly from across the den
6:10 pm
father blinks
girl comes down half naked to find bra
father covers boys eyes
6:30 pm
girl is finally ready
get in car
wont start
father gives advise
6:45 pm
car starts
girls sleeping cat dies inside car
car smells
7:00 pm
movie sold out
only movie avaliable: Shallow Hal
7:01 pm
leave in disgust
go out to dinner
7:10 pm
arrive at resterant
no reservation
has to slip waiter $100 to get table
7:15 pm
asks to go to bathroom
7:20 pm
goes in stall
glasses fall in toilet
7:25 pm
realizes glasses fell in toilet after taking a dump
must reach in to get glass
7:26 pm
faucet is broken
no towels must use tp
leaves white stuff on lenses and hands
7:45 pm
returns red-faced from all the cleaning
girl stares at him weird
said she ordered for them both
8:45 pm
food arrives
8:46 pm
takes first bite
finds it tasty
8:47 pm
asks what it is
8:48 pm
in the bathroom again
9:00 pm
finally nothing left in his stomach
returns to table
9:01 pm
girl says she didn't know he was alergic to oysters
asks to go dancing
boy can't dance but says yes
9:15 pm
returns to table with swollen feet
asks waiter for the strongest drink in the house
they bring him tap water
tounge is so numb from throwing up he can't tell the difference
9:20 pm
bill arrives
girl suggests going dutch
boy refuses as to not look cheep
only has enough to leave a $.01 tip
says to himself the service wasn't that good anyway
9:25 pm
boy makes mental note to seek medical attention for the black
eye the waiter gave him
9:30 pm
girl suggests going to make-out point
boy happily agrees
9:40 pm
arrives at make-out point
9:41 pm
sees girls parents in the next car
9:42 pm
moves to other side of the point
9:45 pm
heavy making out
9:46 pm
hears a knock on car window
rolls down window
girls father asks for a condom
boy floors it
father still walks with a limp
10:00 pm
arrives back at girls house
boy makes move to kiss girl
dad turns out light
girl yells "thanks dad now we can be really uninhibited"
light comes back on
10:05 pm
attempt at goodnight kiss
boy misses and falls onto girl, face on chest
10:06 pm
boy makes mental note to seek medical attention for stinging
cheek
10:10 pm
gets into car
car won't start
dad comes out with a baseball bat
steps up to side of car
car starts
boy floors it
dad walks with a limp in the other leg too
11:20 pm
arrives at home
boys dad asked how the date went
boy crys
11:21 pm
father wonders if boy is gay
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| Posted by Lili M. B on 14-Aug-2005 | abca is for ass
b is for you mommma bitch
c is for cookie
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| Posted by Aaron R. Whittington on 14-Aug-2005 | One Stool for FourFour gay men walk into a gay bar, and notice that there is only
one free stool at the table. Yet, all four manage to sit down.
How do they do it?
They flip the stool over.
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| Posted by Sheila Barot on 14-Aug-2005 | Sleeping BagQ: What do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag?
A: A fruit-rollup.
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| Posted by Tenny on 14-Aug-2005 | gay spiders
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two
spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked
"That's a daddy longlegs." her father answered.
"So, the other one is a mommy longlegs ?" the little girlasked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and
stamped them flat.
"Well, we're not having THAT sort of poofter shit in our
garden."
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| Posted by Happy Hippy Hamster on 14-Aug-2005 | Three Men And A Gay ManThree men walked into a bar triing to figure out who had the
biggest dick. The bar tender said "why don't you pull them out
and I'll judge", so they all did. In the mean time a gay guy
walks in. The bar tender say what you have today. The guy says
one of those pointing to the three men.
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