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| Posted by Kenny S. Goff on 14-Aug-2005 | Gay CowboyA gay guy is sitting in the corner of an old west saloon,
suddenly, a rugged looking cowboy burts in and yells
"I'm so thirsty, i could lick the sweat off a cows balls!"
and the gay guy goes "Moo Moo, big guy"
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| Posted by Michael Gailling on 14-Aug-2005 | Gays in a Hot TubThere were four gay men sitting in a hot tub and then a blob of
semen rose to the surface. So one of them said to the rest,
"Alright, who farted?!"
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| Posted by Mark Kinder on 14-Aug-2005 | pheadophilesWhy do pheadophiles like halloween?
Free delivery
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| Posted by john romanutti on 14-Aug-2005 | Gays At The ZooTwo gay men are walking through a zoo. They come across the
gorillas, and after a while they notice that the male gorilla
has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this. One
of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the
cage to touch it. Suddenly, the gorilla grabs him, drags him
into the cage and mates with him for six hours nonstop! When
he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An
ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital. A
few days later his friend visits him and asks: "Are you hurt?"
"Am I hurt?" he answers. "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he
hasn't written..."
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| Posted by Jeff D. Ahern on 14-Aug-2005 | Fruit Punch
What do you call it when a gay guy hits you?
Fruit Punch.
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| Posted by Kino Makoto on 14-Aug-2005 | gay barThis guy had a hard day at work and decided to get a drink on
the way home. He stopped in to this bar and didn't realize it
was a gay bar. He took a seat in this both and a waiter came up
to him and asked what the name of his penis was. The guy looked
at him puzled and said what?? The waiter replied i have to know
the name of your penis before I can serve you it is house rules.
The man asked well what is the name of yours?? the waiter said
it is NIKE ya know just do it. Oh said the guy a few min. passed
and the waiter asked him again a short pause then the man
replied it is SECRET the waiter questioned what does that mean
the man sad ya know strong enough for a man but made for a woman.
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| Posted by nick g on 14-Aug-2005 | The homo leprecauntheres a man in a public bathroom just minding him business,
pushin out a turtle head er somethin...When he got out, he
noticed a little leprecaun infront of him. The man goes "who
are you?" the leprecaun responds "I am a leprecaun and i will
grant you three wishes." The man goes, "Oh really?" So he
tries to make a wish. He goes, "i want a mercades." The
leprecaun says "Its already outside master." His second wish
was, "i want 5 hot chicks." The leprecaun says, "there in the
car" And his third wish was "i want 1 million dollars" the
lerecaun says "its also in the car." So the leprecaun says "you
have to sleep with me before i let you have these things. So
they go home, have some real freaky sex, and when he wakes up,
the little man is gone and it says, "Thanks for the free ride
dipshit!"
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| Posted by pyroguy_3 on 14-Aug-2005 | dead end date bobthere once was man who was very bored. he watched tv played a
game and listended to music but he was still bored.
so the man (bob)dicided to join a dating service so he wouldnt
always be so bored. on his first date bob meets a young blonde
girl in her mid 20s. bob is very attracted to her and trys to
make his move. while watching a movie at a drivr in bob starts
to touch her. he slowly touches her parts but she doesnt seem to
notice. so bob finally hits her really and she screams really
loud, for bob had broke her arm.
the blonde brings the case to court so bob would have to pay
medical expences. the blonde win the case and bob is forced to
pay 300 dallors.
bob goes on another date this time with a blonde in her early
20s. this time they go to a pool for a swim. bob tries to make
his move on this girl to. while the girl is swimming bob
"accedently" touched her breasts. the girl is affended a slaps
bob and goes home.
bob goes on many bad dates and is know for it. no girl in the
area even ties to go out with bob so bob moves to a city in new
york ware he gets a new job in the world trade center and signs
up at aanother dating service.
on bobs first date at the new service he goes out with a very
hot blonde girl. they imeditly fall in love and get married.
after 15 years of being married thay get a divorve. bob is
know45 years old and has lost all is hair and is very
unatractive so no one is willing to date him. so bob is bored
for many more years until he is 60 and goes to an retirement
home. there he meets some old chicks. he falls in love with one
on person exept it is a guy.
the guy and bob move to texas where they get a legal gay
marrige. they live happly for 10 years until the guy dies from a
oversized anus.(i wonder how that happened) bob is very sad but
wants to have another partner so he goes date hunting again. bob
goes on many dead end dates with old men.
one day bob dies because one of dates was a pysco killer and
murdered him. in hevan bob goes up to st. peter. there are only
6 other people in line so st. peter says the man who had the
worst life will be the only won to get to hevan. the first man
says how he was in the army for 30 years and faght all his life
nd how he died from being tortured to death.
all the other men in line to get into hevan tell their life
story which were all far worse then bobs but bob was the one who
got into hevan. all the other men were angerd by st. peters
chioce and asked why they chose bob.
this is what st. peter said " every gay manwho has died has gone
to hell. bob is the first gay man to come to hevan. i want him
for myself!
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| Posted by James Rintamaki on 14-Aug-2005 | Gay ShowerTwo gay guys are in the shower. The phone rings so one guy gets
out. He say to the other guy, "Don't do anything without me."
The other guy promises not too. When the guy returns from his
phone call he looks in the shower and sees cum all over. He says
I told you not to do anything without me. The guy looks at him
and says, "All I did was fart."
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| Posted by kendal on 14-Aug-2005 | Just for FunWhat do you call a male gay dinosaur....
Mega sore ass!!!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss!
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