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| Posted by Mike A. Rotch on 14-Aug-2005 | Boy on the busThere was a boy on the bus, and he yelled out annoying phrases
like
"If my mommy was a girl bear, and my daddy was a boy bear I
would be a little bear, if my mommy was a girl horse, and my
daddy were a boy horse, I would be a little horse." he kept on
saying the same thing with different animals. The bus driver
got annoyed and yelled
"If your mom was a prostitute and your dad was guy what
would you be?" he replied with
"A bus driver"
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| Posted by Gemma M. Holmes on 14-Aug-2005 | gaysThere were these three gay guys going at it one night, and they
run out of vasaline. So the first guy says "hey dont do anything
until i get back from the store" so the other two said "alright
we'll wait"
So upon returning from the store the man notices that there is
vasaline all over the place. He says "I thought you guys
promised not to do anything until i got back!" The second guy
goes "We didnt" so the first guy says "then what is all this on
the walls?" upon syaing this the third guy steps up and says "I
farted"
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| Posted by dave j. lochner on 14-Aug-2005 | Lesbians CooksWhy are Lesbians the worst cooks?
Because they are always eating out
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| Posted by iRiShBaBi Smith on 14-Aug-2005 | Loading Dock:Why did the gay man get a job at the loading dock?
He loved taking deliveries in the rear.
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| Posted by brittiny on 14-Aug-2005 | AIDS jokesAIDS= Anal Induced Death Sentence
What is the first sign of AIDS?
That constant pounding in your asshole.
A man went to the doctor and got diagnosed with AIDS. He asked
the doctor if there was any cure. The doctor replied, "I want
you to go home, have a big bowl a chili with tabasco sause and
then eat 5 red peppers". The man asked "Will that cure my
AIDS?". The doctor replied, "No, but it will teach you what
your asshole is used for".
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| Posted by LizBeth on 14-Aug-2005 | a gay fartTwo gay men stayed up all night having sex. The next morning one
of them got up and said"I gotta piss."
Then the other guy said,"please don't wack it man. I just
cleaned my bathroom yesterday."
"Alright. I won't, you silly goose."
So after the gay guy finished the other guy walked in and saw
sperm all over the wall, and his friend asked" I thought I told
you not to wack."
And the other guy says," I didn't, I just farted."
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| Posted by Dancin Girl on 14-Aug-2005 | SucksessA man was walking a street on an ordinary day. He climbed the
ladder, like anyone would do. On the cloud he saw an ugly lady
and a ladder leading up to another cloud. She said, "Fuck me
now, or climb the ladderto success." The man passed on the offer
and climbed the next ladder. On the next cloud he saw a little
more attractive lady and a ladder leading up to another cloud.
She said, "Fuck me now, or climb the ladderto success." The man
passed on the offer and climbed the next ladder. On the next
cloud he saw an attractive lady and a ladder leading up to
another cloud. She said, "Fuck me now, or climb the ladderto
success." The man passed on the offer and climbed the next
ladder. He noticed that the general pattern was the higher he
went, the better the chicks got. So he climbed untill he reached
a drop dead gorgous woman sitting on the cloud naked. She said
"Fuck me now or climb to success." He couldn't imagin what was
on the next cloud (probably a better chick!), so he climbed. On
this cloud he saw a fat, bald man sitting on the cloud and no
ladder going up. The man had flies buzzing around his head and
he was extremely dirty. Ladder guy asked in horrro "WHO THE HELL
ARE YOU!!?!?!" The fat man smiled, spread open his legs and said
"Hi, I'm Sess"
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| Posted by Josh B. Stovall on 14-Aug-2005 | Left Handed Penis Fuckwell it goes like this:
a dude walks into a bar and hees like "fuck you"
another dude walks in and he is like "holy shit"
third dude walks in and is like "whoa oh my god"
bar tender is like "you guys are fuckin' stupid idiots, and this
joke is stupider than shit".
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| Posted by Hiker on 14-Aug-2005 | Gay HorseWhat Does A Gay Horse Eat?
Heeeeeeaaay*
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| Posted by Elizabeth on 14-Aug-2005 | Never Mess With BikersThere once was a man name Joe. He walked into a bar to find a
biker beating on a man witha book. Joe said he would call the
cops if he didn't go. The biker left and helped the man getting
beaten on then found out he was gay. The week after at night he
heard the door rign. Who would be calling at this hour of night.
Joe walked down and opened the door to find the biker dressed up
in panty hose and other things for sex. So Joe then found out
the man with the book had been his boyfriend and had dumped the
biker. The biker forced Joe to go have *** with him. So Joe did
as he was told. That showed Joe never to mess with bikers.
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