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man goes to a costume shop to ask if they had fig leaves that he could use a s a costume for a masquerade ball. He states that he wants
to go dressed as Adam. The clerk answers,” Why certainly.” As he
goes to get a sample. He
returns with a leaf and shows it to the man who says, “ It’s
got to be lot bigger than that.” The
clerk once again leaves as he goes to get another bigger leaf. He
returns again this time with a bigger leaf and shows it to the man who says, “ Nope, won’t do, it’s got to be lot bigger than that.” The
clerk once again leaves and returns with their biggest leaf and shows it to the
man. “ That’s still not big enough.” The man says, “got anymore that’s bigger?” he asks. The
clerk replies, “ Sorry sir, that’s the biggest we have.”
As he returns to the register. The
man turns back and starts to walk towards the door when the clerk says,” Well,
you could just swing the damned thing over your shoulders and go as a filling
station!!.” A
nasty young thing from Filled
up her pants with glue, She
said, with a grin, “ They paid to get in, Now they’ll pay in to get out again, too.” A
young girl was not feeling well and went to see her doctor. “Young lady,” said
the doctor, “You’re pregnant.” “But that can’t be, the only men I’ve been with
are the nudists in our colony and we practice sex only with our eyes.” “Well my
dear,” said the doctor, “ someone in that colony is
cockeyed.” Henry
and his well developed wife were sitting in the stands waiting for the ballgame
to begin. A friend walked over and said, “ Hello
Henry,” gave his wife’s breasts a little squeeze and walked away. A few minutes
later, another guy walks over and says, “ Hello
Henry,” fondled the breasts and again walked away. This strange sequence went
on for quite sometime till finally the man sitting besides them asks, “ Listen pal, I know it’s none of my business. But isn’t it
a little odd that at least twelve guys have come over and grabbed your wife by
the breasts. What’s the story?” Henry
looked at him and moaned, “ What can I do? If I leave
her at home she fucks everybody!”
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