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| Posted by Koolgirl Skittlehead on 11-Aug-2005 | Be careful what you wish forThere was A blond coyboy was in a dessert and he was riding a camel. After his camel died the man decided to walk on...... after a few hours the man collapsed, the only thing he saw was something sticking out of the ground he went to it. it was a breif case the man opened it and out poped a ginnie and it was a girl and she looked like a floating reporter she said bla bla while looking through the rule book. she said "i am your ginnie you have 3 wishes" and the man said ok my first wish will be to have food and water all over. poof !!! every where he looked he was surrounded by food and water. the ginnie came again she said wht is your second wish the man said i wish to be the richest man in the world. POOF!!! there was pots of gold every where he looked. the ginnie soon returned and said what is your final wish its your last for ever and you had better make it a good one. he said ok i wish every where i go beautiful young women woulg want and need me. POOF!!! she turned him into a tampon!
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| Posted by Dianthus W on 11-Aug-2005 | Choice your wordsA man heard his wife talking to one of her friends,she was saying something about small,short and other words simular.that knight the man and woman were getting ready for bed and the man asked the woman if she was talking about him at all this evening?the woman said no, why?the man said when you reafer to me to your friends I wuold appreceate it if you would use words like large and big.the woman replied, ok.they continued to undress for bed,when the man got naked ,the woman said to the man It's not very large is it?I thought it was bigger.
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| Posted by Daniel Storey on 11-Aug-2005 | Lads ListenLads listen. A man and a women were fuckin each other. isnt that sooo funny. They are having an orgasim. hahahaha. Ohh jesus thats hilarious. Lads call me on 353857085315
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| Posted by Leila K. Barker on 11-Aug-2005 | The girl how says lives in a sematerieTheir was once a man in a car that was driving on the road and their was girl getting herselef wet so then the man stoped the car a tolg if she wanted to get on the so that she would not get more wet. so then she got on the car and the man asked her where she livied and she said well i live right here in the sematerie and the man was scared. but then the teenager said no just kidding i livein town. so she was tring to scare him.
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| Posted by Kathryn Ellis on 13-Aug-2005 | A night out with DaveDave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey Dave, how ya doin?'
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. 'Oh no,' says Dave. 'He's on my bowling team.'
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, 'You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser.'
'No honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them.'
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. 'Hi Davey,' she says, 'Want your usual table dance?'
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says, 'Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.'
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| Posted by Anuradha K. Dissanayake on 11-Aug-2005 | GrandmasWhy are Grandmas so nice?
There's no kids and no periods.
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| Posted by kornyhiv ripper on 11-Aug-2005 | Blind ManI see said the blind man as he was peeing into the wind. It's all coming back to me now.
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| Posted by Trisha White on 11-Aug-2005 | Yo mama is so fatYo moma amd dady so fat in high school the teacher told them to take 3 seats because of they fatness they so fat they set next to everybody.
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| Posted by JoJo C on 11-Aug-2005 | Extra pillowOne night a man was going to bed with his wife.He put an extra pillow on his pillow.His wife asked:"Why are you putting two pillows under your head" and he replied:"Because I haven`t slept for two nights!".
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