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Battle of the SexesThis battle has raged on since man was created and that is the determination of who is superior, man or woman. Well, we don’t actually care other than the fact that this is a very good source of a lot of fun and jokes. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com has tons of Battle of the Sexes jokes and other fun stuff that would make anyone laugh, yes even the proponents of both sexes. The role laughter plays in everyday life is not recognized but have you ever experienced a day without laughter, kind of bland and too boring. So what are you waiting for, check us out at www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com and see just what we are talking about. The Battle of the Sexes might be ongoing but we’re not into it just for all we need is the fun stuff such as jokes that come out of them. May you be male, female or gay, we have jokes for all the different types. Our collection of battle of the sexes jokes is part of a collection of over 60,000 individual entries grouped into categories that makes it easier to manage. These myriad categories makes us one of the most diverse collections of jokes anywhere on the internet and we’re still growing for people just keep sending in their jokes and other fun stuff. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com for all your funny bone needs and a whole lot more fun stuff on the internet. Battle of the SexesDrive-Thru Banking Revised instructions. Men: Drive
up to cash machine Lower
car window Insert
card and enter PIN Enter
cash amount to withdraw Retrieve
card, cash and receipt Raise
window Thank
You We are pleased to be of service to you. Drive
off. Women: Drive
up to cash machine Back
up and adjust car’s position to align properly with machine Re-start
stalled engine Remove
most of your bag’s contents to retrieve card Turn
down the radio Lower
window and attempt to insert card Lower
window further to gain better access to machine and attempt to re-insert card Open
car door to allow easier access to cash machine Re-insert
Card right way up Remove
purse contents again to retrieve diary where pin is stored Enter
PIN Enter
amount required Retrieve
cash and receipt Again
empty bag and locate purse to place money in Check
make-up at rear view mirror Drive
forward two meters Reverse
to retrieve cash card Re-start
stalled engine and leave Stop
after a few hundred meters Release
handbrake Moods A.)Moods
of a Woman An
angel of truth and a word of fiction, A
woman is a bundle of contradiction, She’s
afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse, But
will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house. Sour
as vinegar, sweet as a rose, She’ll
be stronger than brandy, milder than milk, At
times she’ll be vengeful, merry and sad, She’ll
hate you like poison and love you like mad. B.)Moods
of a Man Sleepy, Sexy, Hungry. An
officer pulled over a speeding car that was going The
officer approaches and asks, “Can you tell me why you were doing “I
think your speed radar is broken,” says the driver, “I had my car on cruise
control at “Now
don’t be silly dear,” says the driver’s wife, ”You
know we don’t have speed control.” As
the officer writes down ticket for over speeding, the man growls at his wife
saying.” Can you keep quiet for once”. The
wife continues,” You should be thankful the radar detector went off when it
did,” continued the wife. The
officer shakes his head and writes down another ticket for an illegal radar
detector. Furious,
the driver again turns to his wife and says, “For Gods sake woman, will you
button it.” The
officer notices that the driver’s seatbelt wasn’t fastened and say’s, “Sir, I
also notice that you don’t have your seatbelt on.” “ I took it off when you pulled me over,” was the calm response
of the driver. His
wife again butt’s in and say’s, “Now dear, you never wear your seat belt.” The
officer again writes a third ticket, this time for not wearing his seatbelt. The
driver was by this time very much fed up so he blares at his wife saying, “For
the last time woman, Shut up!” The
policeman, giggling at the time jokingly asks the wife, “Does your husband
always talk to you this way?” The
woman, hesitant to talked but knows she’s obliged to says, “Oh no Officer, only
when he’s been drinking!”
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