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| Posted by Paul R. Flanigan on 13-Aug-2005 | Wonderful penisOnce there was a sex penis and someone ate it and said I like the bitch sexy lemon filling
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| Posted by scott m on 14-Aug-2005 | yo mamayo mama
http://www.funny.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Funny.woa/8/wo/
REqls000uy6yzO7SF4/39.3.1.25?37,36so bold headed she had to blow
on her for her head to dry
by angel
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| Posted by Farzad F. Rad on 14-Aug-2005 | Three ChickensThere's three chickens a really smart one, a kind of smart one,
and a dumb one we're talking really dumb. The smart one yells
"Cockadoodledo." The kind of smart one yells "Cockadoo." The
dumb one yells "Any cock will do."
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| Posted by foxee sexee chik on 14-Aug-2005 | sexdon't steel your older brothers condoms because he don't need
you to fuck the farm animals
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| Posted by Kyle W. Battalia on 14-Aug-2005 | opps!there once was a man and he was walking down the side walk and
he bumped into a woman he knew from college and he said "hi" she
said do i know you he said "you should" i'm ohmygod ur big oh
yeah didn't i say your name about 1000 times in college
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| Posted by Aseidy Jhan on 14-Aug-2005 | Hide the dogOn preparing to return home from an out of town trip, a man got
a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having the time to
get the paperwork to take the puppy on board, the man just hid
the pup down the front of his pants and sneaked him aboard the
airplane.
About 30 minutes into the flight, a flight attendant noticed the
man shaking and quivering. "Are you OK, sir?" "Yes," said the
man, "But I have a confession to make. I didn't have time to get
the paperwork to bring a puppy on board, so I hid him down the
front of my pants."
"What's wrong? Is he not housebroken?" "No, that's not the
problem. The problem is he's not weaned yet!"
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| Posted by Tomy on 14-Aug-2005 | Eye ContactQ. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Because breasts don't have eyes.
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| Posted by Jeremy C. Bivens on 14-Aug-2005 | the legHow can you tell if some guy was masterbating?
One legs bigger than the other!! ha ha
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| Posted by Jameelah S. Bullock on 14-Aug-2005 | Ways to Know if You Have PMSEveryone around you has an attitude problem.
You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker
that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-***-****."
Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
You're counting down the days until menopause.
You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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