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| Posted by Funnyjoker420 on 12-Aug-2005 | Bubbles is homeMy friend told me not long ago that my old best friend came back in town a few days ago. I said which friend would that be? He said your old friend bubbles.
I was looking for bubbles when he walked around the corner and said hey girl you remember me???
Later on that day my friend walked up to me and said you blew bubbles when you were younger and i know it because i was there.we blew bubbles together. he walks around the corner and says yes i had such a great time with you two when i was younger.
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| Posted by Ninja Linda on 12-Aug-2005 | Super mantheir this kid how cames in with no pants on the teacher asks him where were you and he on blueberry hill ok go get same pants on the second guy cames in with no pants on and the teacher asked him the same thing and he said i was on blueberry hill then they see this girl and the teacher asks her how are you am blueberry hill!!!
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| Posted by Starkiz Pop on 12-Aug-2005 | Russianwhat do you call a russian with three balls?
whodu-nicka-bollok-ov
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| Posted by Jay Macdonald on 14-Aug-2005 | What kind of honeymoon? There was a man and a woman that just got married. And the
wife asked " We have to have a honeymoon." Then
The husband said "When?" Then the wife said " I am busy on all
the days of the week, exept for Friday; lets do
it on Friday!" "No! I go fishing with my freinds on Friday, OK,
wether
you #1: We have the honeymoon fishing with my freinds,
#2: You suck my Dick or #3: I fuck you in the ass. Then the
wife thought about it and chose #2. So she gets into
the postion and then said " Eeeeewwww! Why does your Dick smell
so bad?" Then the husband said " A dog chose
#3."
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| Posted by Jim Bob on 12-Aug-2005 | The undressing newlyweds.Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.
"What happened to you feet?" his wife asked.
"I had a childhood disease called tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?"
"No, tolio, it only affects the toes."
He then removed his pants and revealed an awful looking pair of knees.
"What happened to your knees?" she asked.
"Well, I also had kneesles."
"Don't you mean measles?"
"No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."
When he removed his shorts his wife gasped and said...
"Don't tell me, you also had smallcox!"
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| Posted by Sarah Fletcher on 14-Aug-2005 | 12 inch bictwo men were at a bar and 1 man pulled out a cigar but he didnt
have a lighter,so he asked his buddy if a lighter,as he said yes
he pulled out a 12 inch. lighter that said bic. on it,the other
man said "o its a bic,i've seen those b4,but thats the biggest 1
i've ever seen!"he said "were did u get it?""i got it from my
genie said the other man"u got a genie?"the other man replied
with"yes,i sure do"so the other man said can i see him?" so the
other man pulled his genie out of his bag.the other man said "
can i make a wish?"th genie said"well of course"so the other man
said"i want a million bucks" so the genie went away and all of a
sudden a million ducks..the man said"I WISHED 4 A MILLION BUCKS
NOT A MILLION DUCKS!!!"the other man said"o i didnt tell u? the
genie has a bad hearing" the other man said o so now u tell
me...what a rip off.." the other man says,"tea,i know,you dont
think i acctuly wished 4 a twelve in. bic
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| Posted by valerie on 14-Aug-2005 | Most Embarrasing DateA young couple entered in a most embarrasing date contest and
won by a mile. Here is their stroy:
Two young people, Dave and Diane, were set up on a date to go
sking in the mountians. They were driving up the mountian side
and Diane had to use the washroom. "Can't you wait until we get
there?" Dave asked. Diane waited. A little while later, Diane
couldn't hold it any longer, "Either you pull over or I go in
your car!" Dave pulled the car over.
Diane got out and leaned against the fendor while taking a whiz.
When she was done, she was horrified to find her butt frozen to
the fendor. She sheepishly called Dave. To their disgust, they
agreed that the only way she could be freed was if Dave peed on
her butt to thaw it out. The embarrased couple's plan worked,
and after that date they never saw each other again.
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| Posted by cao on 14-Aug-2005 | The DickYou know how when you wake up and your dick seems like its been
awake for atleast five minutes. Then it's like,"Hey how's it
going".
Also, your sitting there, and your talking to your dick.
"Hey man what happened last night", you say.
"Well, I got a bit nervous so I fired a few warning shots", your
dick anwers.
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| Posted by Solo on 14-Aug-2005 | Sex SignalsOn their wedding night, a couple sit down and discuss the ground
rules for their marriage.
Wife- When i get home from work i will signal to you with my
hair to tell you if i want sex. If my hair is fully done up that
means i do not want sex. If my hair is partly done up that means
i may or may not want sex. If hair is completely let down that
means i want wild untamed sex. Got it?
Husband- Yes darling, these are my sex signals. If i get home
from work and have one can of beer that means i do not want sex.
If i have two cans of beer i may or may not want sex. If i have
three cans, your hair doesn't matter.
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| Posted by Vanessa Leyden on 14-Aug-2005 | elephantswhat does an elehant use as a tampon?
A sheep
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