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voluptuous young women were walking down the street when one of them notices a
smell of burning hair. The first asks, “ Do you smell something like burning
hair?” The
second replies, “ Yup, we might be walking too fast!.” A
pregnant woman was approached by her daughter and she asks her, “ Mommy why are
you getting bigger?” Mom
replies, “ Well, I have a baby inside of me honey. That’s why I’m getting
bigger.” Thinking
she has answers her daughters question properly. She turns her back to get
something when she asks again, “ If you have a baby in your tummy, then what’s
growing inside your bum?” “Honey,
can we have sex?” asks a husband to his 5 month pregnant wife. “The
doctor says yes and it wouldn’t interfere with the pregnancy at all,” the wife
answers. He
sits down thinks a little and nods his head saying, “ Nope, changed my mind.” “Why
dear?” asks the wife. “I
might end up throwing up when we bob to and fro on your stomach.” he answers
back. A
man goes home from his doctor who tells him that he is very much over weight
and needs to loose The
next day, after giving much thought to the ad, he calls the company and
subscribes for their three day weight loss program. The next day, a beautiful
lady comes to his house dressed in a swim suit who introduces herself as a
representative of the health company and explains the program to him.
Apparently, he was to chase the young lady as she ran around the block and if
he can catch her, he can do whatever she wanted with her. So, off she goes with
him off to catch her. She catches her after a few hours and has his way with
her for another hour. This goes on for the next two days, after which he weighs
himself and finds that he has lost He
thinks about the possibility of how much more weight he could loose if he
could’ve only gotten the 5 day exercise package instead of the three day trial.
He thinks for a while and calls the company again this time going for the 5-day
exercise package. The
next day, an eighteen year old girl comes to his house, rings the bell dressed
only in a pair of Nike running shoes. She introduces herself again as a
representative of the health company and tells him that they are again to chase
each other for as long as he could and that if he catches her he could have her
for the rest of the day. She goes off with the guy in tow and they chase each
other for a couple of hours and he catches her in a shorter time than the first
lady. So he has sex with her in every imaginable way for the rest of the day.
The same goes on for the next four days and he weighs himself again after the
fifth day finding now that he had lost The
next day, he ponders again and thinks what the longest package could do for him
and calls the company again to book for the longest session the health club was
offering. The agent asks him if he was sure if he wanted the maximum package
for it was their most rigorous exercise regimen, he said yes. The
next day expecting the same routine, he
waits impatiently at the door for doorbell to ring. It does but this time an
overweight burly man dressed in his underpants is there with a sign on his neck
that states, “ If I catch you, I can do whatever I want with you for the rest
of the week!”
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