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Science JokesFunny as it may seem, laughter, which accompanies jokes of course was deemed as a useless act by humans by scientists until a few years back. They say that there is no benefit that can be gained in engaging in the act and that it is a waste of time and effort but they have corrected themselves. Laughter has been proven scientifically by those same people who regarded it as a waste of energy and time to be a beneficial and worthwhile endeavor to undertake. An injured person who laughs and jokes a lot tends to heal a lot faster than those who do not engage in the said activity. Funny Jokes Portal’s Science Jokes, for all the needs you might have for a laugh. Scientists have made lots of discoveries and milestones in our history that is backed up by pure scientific processes and analysis. So much so that they have even conducted studies into the mechanics and effects of humor on the human physiology and were surprised indeed to find some relevance in the said act. So, why explain something that is wonderful all by itself, Funny Jokes Portal’s Science Jokes pages has one of the most extensive collections of jokes from all around the world that covers every imaginable category. One is sure to find something worth laughing about in the many pages, yes, even scientists. Science has a way of quantifying everything and converting them into cause and effect analysis everything you can imagine. Infuse humor into the workplace that is dominated by protocol and strict routine. Check out the pages for science and see a lighter side of the scientific world you would not find in any journal, Funny Joke Portal’s Science Jokes, for all your funny bone needs. Have jokes from the workplace you want to share, send them in and we will include them in our wide collection of jokes and other stuff from all over the world. You can also subscribe to the Jokes mailing page to get a dose of humor each and every day to wipe the strain off our face. Laugh along and enjoy the many joke we have in store for you. Be sure to visit the other categories where you are sure to find many a hilarious jokes and riddles. Funny Jokes Portal, your key to a humorous life. Science JokesScientists
have declared a new scientific breakthrough where they have found the gene that
is responsible for alcoholism. They found it in a party talking too loud making
a fuss! Why
did the chicken cross the road? Einstein
answers by asking , “Did the chicken really did cross the road or the
road moved beneath the chicken?” Three
scientists were given a problem of finding the volume of a rubber ball they
were given. The
mathematician measures the diameter and evaluates the triple integral. The
physicist fills a beaker with water, places the ball inside and then measures
the total displacement. The
engineer looked up the balls serial number in his rubber-ball-table booklet. What
is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineers? The first one
builds the weapons, the second one builds targets. In
a far away land, three criminals were slated to be executed, a priest, a lawyer
and an engineer. The
priest was led to the guillotine his head placed on the block and the rope
pulled. Nothing happens, so the judge says he was saved by divine intervention
and was released. The
lawyer was then taken to the guillotine his head placed on the block and the
rope pulled. Still nothing happens. The judge rules in his favor for he said
he’d been executed twice for the same crime and is thus also released. The
Engineer was then led to the guillotine, his head placed on the block but
before they could pull the rope he looks up and says, “Wait a minute….. I think
I see your problem.”
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