Redneck Jokes

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Redneck Jokes

A redneck guy named Pete had often seen and heard about the sport of hang-gliding and was very much interested in the extreme sport. But living in a rural area or Kentucky that was not only remote but a bit laid back more than the rest of the States. So, he takes matters into his own hands and arranges to purchase a hang-glider and learn the sport for himself.

The contraption arrives and he goes to work finishing it in just three days. After a few tweaks he is ready to test and engage in his new hobby, drags the contraption to the highest mountain straps in and leaps in to the air. Pete was so elated that he soared and soared for hours over the mountains mastering his new found freedom and sport by the minute.

Meanwhile, Paw and Maw had just finished their coffee and were settling on the front porch taking their respective places with Maw on the swing and Paw on the Rocking chair. When all of a sudden, Maw sees something floatin’ in the air above their cabin quite some distance away. He tells Paw,” Hey, Paw, am I dreamin’ or is that the biggest flyin’ beast I’ve ever seen in my entire life. And it’s got Pete!” Paw stands up and looks stares for a minute as his eyes adjusts, and then shouts to Maw, “ Maw, go get me Gun.” Maw rushes into the house to get Paw’s rifle and then returns as she loads the gun.

Paw, takes aim and fires at the beast a couple of times,” Bam….. Bam…..Bam…..Bam.”

“Aw Paw, you didn’t hit the damned thing,” Maw says seemingly taunting her husband.

Paw, “ Hookay, lit’s Go get my son, I cant see him anymore. At least the damned thing let go of him!”
Name Rating
Kentucky 10.0
Redneck Valentine 10.0
Chili Eating Contest 8.50
Mountain Man 6.79
Redneck Wife 6.00
True Southerners Know 5.50
RedNeck Show and Tell 5.00
Revenge on Telemarketers.... 4.50
HIlbilly 4.00
From Yuppie To Redneck in 25 Steps 4.00
Sercomesize A Redneck 4.00
Damn Yankee 3.50
Arkansas 3.00
Poopygirl 3.00
That's Sick 3.00
Safe Sex for Rednecks 2.00
Poopy Poop Poo 2.00
You Know You're A Redneck When... 1.00
the Hillbilly 1.00
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN: 1.00
You Might Be A Redneck If... Kkk 1.00
Bubba & Earl 1.00
Redneck Furnicher 1.00
Rules for A Northerner Moving South 1.00
Rednecks ---
17 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Is on Your Computer ---
Virginia Vs. West Virginia ---
Prize Pig ---
You Might Be A Redneck If... ---
Dog Man ---
Thank Goodness! ---
A Full Set of Teeth ---
Roadkill ---
A Redneck's Guide To Autos - Part 1 ---
Arkansas Divorce ---
Redneck Christmas ---
New Boaters ---
Top 10 Ways You Know Your A Redneck ---
Beeping Sound At Red Light ---
How To Say I Love You? ---
Alabama Virgin ---
Texan in London ---
Hunting Is Always Interesting!! ---
You Might Be A Redneck If..... (part 2) ---
You Know You're A Redneck When... ---
Death on Oak Street ---
Red Neck ---
Unbiased Journalisism ---
3 Wise Men ---
If She's Not Good Enough... ---
More You Might Be A Redneck If... ---
Southern Hospitality ---
You Might Be A Redneck If... ---
Things You'll Never Hear A Southerner Say ---
Texas Etiquette Tips ---
Redneck Joke ---
You Might Be A Redneck If... ---
Redneck Wins Lotto! ---
Hickbonics ---
What's Logic? ---
the Southern Belle ---
Gossip Backlash ---
Making Some Cash ---
the Farmer's Daughter ---
Gotta Luv the South ---
Dog Licking ---
Don't Want To Get Pregnant ---
Transportation Project ---
Sheep ---
A Redneck Letter ---
You Might Be A Redneck If.... ---
the Goose That Laid That Egg ---
Two Hicks Hunting ---
the Jewish Boy, the Italian Boy, and the Redneck ---
Two Hands Full ---
How Often? ---
Reality TV... Texas Style ---
Hi-tech Redneck ---
the Blonde and the Redneck ---
Skydiving Redneck ---
Redneck ---
Why Is A Hunter Good in Bed? ---
Redneck on Your Computer ---
Full Service Station ---
Cell Phone ---
HOW DO YOU CIRCUMSIZE A REDNECK ---
Rednecks ---
You Might Be A Redneck If... ---
Redneck Family Values ---
the Redneck-Unabomber Connection ---
Good'nuff Fer Us ---
in the BIG City ---
Vasectomy Time ---
I Love You ---
Redneck Quickies 1 ---
Redneck Quickies 2 ---
Redneck Quickies 3 ---
Redneck Quickies 4 ---
Redneck Quickies 5 ---
Redneck Quickies 6 ---