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and his driver bodyguard were driving along a lonely country road when all of a
sudden a pig jumps out of some bushes goes in front of the presidential
limousine giving the driver no time to react flattening the poor animal. Bill
gets his wits about him recovering from the near crash as the driver tried to
avoid the porky friend and tells his driver to go look for the owner and tell
them what had happened and apologize fro the dead pig. So,
the driver sets off down the road, finds the farmer’s house and after about an
hour returns staggering with a bottle of wine and a cigar in hand with all of
his clothes tattered and torn. “What
the hell happened to you?” Bill asks. “Well,
the farmer’s wife gave me a bottle of wine, the farmer gave me a cigar and the
daughter made extremely violent sex with me,” replies the driver. “Why
on earth would they do that?” the then president asks,” What did you tell
them?” “ I just said that I was Bill Clinton’s driver and I killed the
PIG as you told me to,” saya the driver as they drove
off into the country sunset.
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