TV and Movie Jokes
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TV and Movie Jokes
Three
guys were standing atop the Petronas towers in Malaysia when the first guy turns
to the second and says, “ You know guys, science has
proven that a building this high has enough wind currents caused by wind
currents that it would be possible to stand off the edge and float in mid air.”
“Nah,
I don’t think so,” says the skeptical second guy. So the first guy steps off and floats in mid-air for a couple of minutes then
returns to the top of the building.
The
second guy was elated and says, “Hey, that was good. I
could do that.”
He
steps off the building and of course he goes SPLAT on the concrete below.
The
third guy looks at the first guy and says, “ You know,
for a guy who is known as Superman, you’re an asshole.”
Superman
was on a routine flight around the city to check for bad guys when he spots
wonder woman and the invisible man sunbathing naked on a rooftop. Superman who
has a crush on the female superhero comes up with a plan to swoop in with super
speed, and have sex with wonder woman also at super fast speeds that she
wouldn’t even notice it.
He
waits a couple of minutes and swoops in, does his business, and before anyone
can notice he’s gone.
Wonder
woman, who was enjoying it suddenly feels that the invisible man was uncomfortable asks,” What’s wrong dear?”
The Invisible man replies, “ I
don’t know, but my ass sure hurts.”
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