Other People Jokes

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Other People Jokes

Being quite overweight and desperate for a solution, I decided to purchase one of those step meters that measured how many steps you have taken. One day when I was at my mother’s, my father saw the device and asked what it was. I proudly replied that it was a slimming tool that I used to count the number of steps that I have taken. He replied, “Wouldn’t it work better if it counted the number of bites you took out of that sandwich.” Embarrassed I placed the sandwich down as my mother who was sitting with me laughed so hard she became red.

Guns have always given me the willies. But when my job required me to transport valuables, I decided that I needed some protection. Since I knew the next to nothing about firearms, I decided to join a pistol club, hoping to pick up much needed pointers. After watching and evaluating my technique for a few weeks, the instructor pulled me aside.

“Are you open to suggestions?” he asks.

“Absolutely!”, I replied

“Hire a Bodyguard!!”

Coming out of the grocery one day, I saw a woman with a full shopping cart loading her car when unexpectedly the cart began to roll off. As she rose from the trunk of her car she was surprised to find her grocery cart rolling off and gaining speed unfortunately heading for my car. She bolted off dashing to catch the wayward cart which slammed into my driver’s side door of my brand new car. As I ran after her toward my car I asked her ,”How bad is the damage?”. She replied, ”Bad, very bad indeed. I think I broke at least a dozen eggs.”
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