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| Posted by Smith on 09-Aug-2005 | Violin jokeQ: How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
A: Put it in a viola case.
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| Posted by alisha bowden on 09-Aug-2005 | Viola jokeQ: What is the difference between grapes and a viola?
A: You take off your shoes to stamp on grapes.
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| Posted by Mr Female on 09-Aug-2005 | Piano jokeQ: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?
A: A flat major.
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| Posted by Frank J. James on 09-Aug-2005 | Cello jokeQ: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
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| Posted by Israel A. Vega on 09-Aug-2005 | Flute jokeQ: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two flutes playing a unison.
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| Posted by lucas moore on 09-Aug-2005 | Tuba jokeQ: What is the range of a tuba?
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.
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| Posted by tinygiggles3 on 09-Aug-2005 | Drum jokeQ: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.
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| Posted by Barry B on 09-Aug-2005 | Violin jokeQ: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.
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| Posted by Nancy P. Lynam on 09-Aug-2005 | Viola jokeQ: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
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| Posted by F@ncy on 09-Aug-2005 | Drum jokeWhat is your IQ?Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his party, he'll ask his guests what their I.Q. is--hopefully this will strike up an appropriate conversation from there.
The day of Bob's party rolls around, and when the first guest knocks on the door, Bob asks the person what her I.Q. is.
"200,000" replies the first guest.
"Well, that's great," says Bob, let's talk about ethereal astro physics.
Bob and this first guest talk about the aforementioned subject for a while.
Later in the party, someone else is at the door. "Hi my name is Bob; welcome to my party, what's your I.Q.?"
The new guest responds with "250".
"Great," says Bob. "Lets talk about advanced math. Bob and his new guest talk about calculus and statistics for awhile.
Much later in the party, after many more guests had arrived and been spoken to by Bob, yet another guest arrives at the door. "Hi, my name's Bob; welcome to my party, what's your I.Q.?"
This time the guest replies after putting some thought into it "five".
"Well, that's great," says Bob, "what kind of drumsticks do you use?"
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