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| Posted by Piper_85 on 09-Aug-2005 | Saxophone jokeQ: What is the difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower?
A: Vibrato.
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| Posted by Mandy B on 09-Aug-2005 | Orchestra jokeQ: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven. [Indignant nose upturning] Of course, I wouldn't expect you to understand.
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| Posted by Teri A. Byard on 09-Aug-2005 | Banjo jokeQ: What is the difference between a banjo and a Harley-Davidson motorcycle?
A: You can tune a Harley.
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| Posted by Milehigh on 09-Aug-2005 | Viola jokeQ: How is lightning like a violist's fingers?
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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| Posted by Hysteria82 on 09-Aug-2005 | Trombone jokeQ: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?
A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.
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| Posted by Jon R. Markman on 09-Aug-2005 | Orchestra jokeQ: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?
A: They've had little use.
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| Posted by Angelic Beauty on 09-Aug-2005 | Piano jokeQ: What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone?
A: A sharp major.
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| Posted by Ensain on 09-Aug-2005 | Oboe jokeQ: How do you make an oboist play a sustained A-flat?
A: Steal his batteries.
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| Posted by Steve j. Kapton on 09-Aug-2005 | Banjo jokeQ: How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level?
A: The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
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| Posted by markg850i on 09-Aug-2005 | Viola jokeQ: What is the definition of a major seventh?
A: A violist playing octaves.
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