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| Posted by Thuh Viper on 09-Aug-2005 | Orchestra jokeQ: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?
A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
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| Posted by |]rE/-|/|Er on 09-Aug-2005 | Trumpet jokeQ: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.
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| Posted by bob j. gates on 09-Aug-2005 | Musician jokeQ: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?
A: Bach in the saddle again.
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| Posted by Chris L. Johnson on 09-Aug-2005 | Banjo jokeQ: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?
A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.
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| Posted by Rasha Haider on 09-Aug-2005 | Viola jokeQ: Which positions does a violist use?
A: First, third, and emergency.
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| Posted by robby girsham on 09-Aug-2005 | Viola jokeQ: Why are violas so large?
A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.
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| Posted by Austin Anderson on 09-Aug-2005 | Oboe jokeQ: How do you get five oboes in tune?
A: Shoot four of them.
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| Posted by mmmmmm kkkkkkkkk on 09-Aug-2005 | Bass jokeQ: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?
A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.
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| Posted by ViperBoy on 09-Aug-2005 | Viola jokeQ: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?
A: Violists.
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| Posted by General cerulli on 09-Aug-2005 | Bagpipe jokeQ: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?
A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.
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