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Funny Politicians
These people are the least funny in the world, wrong, they are pretty much untouchable outside of the political system but that does not make them immune to the jokes we have in our Funny Politician pages. Funny Jokes Portal has a whole section dedicated to these respectable people called politicians. People who have the power to dictate a society’s future for better or worse. Funny Jokes Portal.com, where nobody escapes the humor of the world. Yes, even these politicians.
Funny Jokes Portal, where Funny Politicians get their fair share of ridicule along with everybody else. We strive to become the largest in terms of our jokes contained within our database. We currently have 90 categories or sections constituting almost 60,000 jokes from every imaginable topic or person. Funny Politicians are people nonetheless and they are entitled to humor just as all of us are. Funny Jokes Portal, where the best jokes and other funny stuff on the web are.
Log on now and get to see the most diverse collection of funny politician jokes on the web to date including some for these politicians. Many aim to be serious but even with all their efforts they still have critics who are either opponents in politics or just pretty darn discontent with the way they are performing in government may it be on a local or worldwide scale. Check out the following pages for a preview of the huge amount of jokes we have in our collection. Have a joke about politicians you’d want to share with the rest of the world, send them in and we’d spread the fun for you. Want to get Funny Politician jokes sent to you as well as other categories, subscribe to the mailing list and get it in your email for you to get your fun at your time may it be at home or in the workplace. Funny Jokes Portal, where all the best jokes reside and thrive.
Funny Politicians
A
man was in a hot air balloon realizes all of a sudden that he was lost, reduces
altitude and spots a woman walking below. So he descends a little more and
shouts to the woman below, “Could you please help me, I’m lost and I promised a
friend I’d meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am?”
The
woman replies, “ You’re inside a hot air balloon,
hovering 30 feet in the air, between 40
and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 west longitude.
“You
must be an engineer,” says the lost guy. “I Am,”
answers the woman below. “How did you know?” she asks.
“Well,
everything you’ve just told me is technically correct. But I don’t know what to
make of that information and that the fact that I still don’t know where I am
and that I am still lost. Frankly, all you’ve done is
waste more of my time and have not been much of any help at all,” says the
balloonist.
“You
must be a politician,” says the woman below. “How did you know?” asks the man
in the balloon.
“Well,
you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you
are due to a lot of hot air. You’ve made a promise that you have no idea on how
to keep and you expect people below you to solve your problems. The fact of the
matter is you are exactly in the same position you were before we met, but now,
it is now all my fault.”
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