Celebrity Jokes
Celebrities and other personalities have been subject to jokes till time immemorial and the Celebrity Jokes pages we have are testament to their lasting and ever present part in society. Funny Jokes Portal has a section totally dedicated to their falls and other antics that makes them more human like the rest of us. From pop stars to movie stars and even politicians, we have them all. Funny Jokes Portal has one of the largest collection of jokes on every imaginable topic you might feel a need to joke around.
They are always in the news and in the papers so why not in our jokes pages, Funny Jokes Portal has many jokes about the many celebrities we love and hate from all across the world. Celebrity Jokes give them a more human character and give us a view on how people across the world perceive them as who they are or the because of characters they play. From the stars of the big screen to the stars who are more often seen on your television, we have them all. The Celebrity Jokes page along with the other pages on our site constitutes one of the largest collection of jokes on the web regarding every imaginable topic.
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Celebrity Jokes
Why
was Michael Jackson grounded? Coz he was “BAD!”
Rock
star Bono was asked if he wanted to run for president but turns it down saying,
“ I wouldn’t want to move into a smaller house.”
A
famous actor summarizes life as a celebrity in these words. “Being a celebrity
always gets you the best seat in the house, where ever that may be. The only
problem is, somebody’s always watching.”
Why
does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? Fa Drizzle.
Why
did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men? He thought it was a home delivery service.
Steven
Spielberg was in a room discussing his newest action adventure movie about
famous classical composers. He has called Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and
Arnold Schwarzenegger to all come in and choose the parts they want for the
said film beginning with Bruce, who chooses Chopin for he says he’s been a long
time fan. Steve turns to Sly and asks him who he wants to play and he answers,”
I’ll be Mozart, I’ve always loved his music.”
Arnie who just entered the room as he had to take care of
some business, left with no other choice sighs, “ Okay, okay, I’ll be Bach”
shrugging his shoulders.
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