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| Posted by Big Huka on 14-Aug-2005 | top 10 signs you are a chem engineer:10.You attempt to explain entropy to strangers at the table
during a casual dinner conversation
9. You explain surface tension to your child when he asks why
you add oil while boiling spagetti
8. You explain your position as being a 'oasis of knowledge in a
vast desert of ignorance'
7. When people around you yawn, you think it's because they
didn't get enough sleep
6. You have a favorite pump manufacturer
5. Your family has no idea what you do at work
4. you consider cuddling an unproductive application of heat
exchange
3. If you see a design, sufficient for its pupose, but still
must change it and profess that the person who made it was a
complete idiot
2. You can have no pulse, but still be alive
1. You can perform triple integration and do so to solve even
the most basic problems
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| Posted by SexyChic04 on 10-Aug-2005 | Entire careerStockbroker at I.R.S.
The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He
showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records, then
sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant pored over them.
Finally the IRS agent looked up and commented, "You must have been a
tremendous fan of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle."
"Why would you say that?" wondered the broker.
"Because you've made more brilliant deductions on your last three returns than
Sherlock Holmes made in his entire career."
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| Posted by Tyson Taylor on 10-Aug-2005 | Light bulbQ: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven plus or minus ten.
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| Posted by Raymond N. Kostowski on 10-Aug-2005 | IrreleventQ: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Irrelevant - the light bulb's preferences are to be taken as given.
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| Posted by Jaz on 10-Aug-2005 | DifferenceQ: What's the difference between an economist and a befuddled old man with
Alzheimer's?
A: The economist is the one with the calculator.
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| Posted by Tommy Handler on 10-Aug-2005 | DifferenceQ: What's the difference between economists and businessmen?
A: The first don't keep their feet on the ground; the latest use to keep their
four feet in the ground.
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| Posted by Jocky on 10-Aug-2005 | EconomistsQ: Why did God create economists?
A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.
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| Posted by beefa on 10-Aug-2005 | Long runQ: What does an economist do?
A: A lot in the short run, which amounts to nothing in the long run.
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| Posted by Colten Reddit on 10-Aug-2005 | Relative to what?Two economists meet on the street.
One inquires, "How's your wife?"
The other responds, "Relative to what?"
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| Posted by Gary E. Suter on 10-Aug-2005 | Light bulbQ: How many Keynesian economists does it takes to change a light bulb?
A: All. Because then you will generate employment, more consumption,
dislocating the aggregate demand to the right.
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