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Technician Jokes

Computer technicians have some of the most skilled and difficult jobs in the IT industry, for they are the grunts who have to face the wrath of unsatisfied or merely frustrated customers calling and asking for help. If you just happen to be one of these guys, we salute you for you get the answers people want and need to get the world of IT rolling smoothly. If you are bored at your desk and are feeling the strain of answering customer complaints and requests for support check out Funny Jokes Portal’s Technician Jokes, for a dose of free and healthy laughter. Everybody needs a laugh sooner or later. Funny Jokes Portal, for your health and well being.

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Technician Jokes

A guy walks into a computer store and buys an accounting program that came in floppy disks. Upon installation, the guy finds that one of them is corrupted. So he calls the technical support helpline and tells the customer care representative that he just purchased the program and had a problem with one of the disks. The customer care representative tells her to either bring in the disks or have them mailed in for a replacement. A few days passes and an envelope from the guy arrives at the software developer’s mailroom and is sent to the support department. Inside was a letter and a photocopy of the disks.

A major computer manufacturer is considering revising the command “Press Any key to Continue” to “Press the Return Key” after majority of the calls their helpdesk receives has users who are unable to find the “ANY” key on their keyboards.

Tech Support received a call from a user who says his mouse isn’t working due to a dust cover that came with the said peripheral device. After sometime the tech-support technician puts down the phone and drops on the floor laughing his heart out after he found out that the said dust cover was the plastic bag the mouse came in.

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