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| Posted by Christ on 10-Aug-2005 | "Access Denied"This guy calls in to complain that he gets an "Access Denied" message every
time he logs in. It turned out he was typing his user name and password in
capital letters.
Tech Support: "OK, let's try once more, but use lower case letters."
Customer: "Uh, I only have capital letters on my keyboard." A woman called the
Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was
"running it under Windows." The woman then responded, "No, my desk is next to
the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is
under a window, and his is working fine."
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| Posted by Shannon Swiney on 10-Aug-2005 | Economics astrologyAn econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.
The astrologer says, "Astrology is more scientific. My predictions come out
right half the time. Yours can't even reach that proportion".
The econometrician replies, "That's because of external shocks. Stars don't
have those".
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| Posted by Breanne M. Riley on 10-Aug-2005 | Half a year to liveA woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.
The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to live in South Dakota.
The woman asks: will this cure my illness?
The doctor replies: No, but the half year will seem pretty long.
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| Posted by basketballgal on 10-Aug-2005 | Catching a criminal"Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them
starts to calculate the optimal mixed strategy for the chase. The other
policeman protests.
'While we're doodling,' he points out, 'he is making his getaway.'
'Relax,' says the game-theorist policeman. 'He's got to figure it out too,
don't he?'"
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| Posted by michael on 10-Aug-2005 | EconomistQ: What does it take to be a good economist?
A: An unshakeable grasp of the obvious!
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| Posted by Jesse D. Evins on 10-Aug-2005 | DifferenceQ: What's the difference between mathematics and economics?
A: Mathematics is incomprehensible; economics just doesn't make any sense.
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| Posted by Box Social on 10-Aug-2005 | Oppurtunity costQ: What's the difference between a finance major and an economics major?
A: Opportunity cost.
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| Posted by Nathan Burns on 10-Aug-2005 | An economist's logicA party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they
became hopelessly lost. One of them studied the map for some time, turning it up
and down, sighting on distant landmarks, consulting his compass, and finally the
sun.
Finally he said, ' OK see that big mountain over there?'
'Yes', answered the others eagerly.
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| Posted by Anigo W. Mantoya on 10-Aug-2005 | Poem about EconomicsIf you do some acrobatics
with a little mathematics
it will take you far along.
If your idea's not defensible
don't make it comprehensible
or folks will find you out,
and your work will draw attention
if you only fail to mention
what the whole thing is about.
Your must talk of GNP
and of elasticity
of rates of substitution
and undeterminate solution
and oligonopopsony.
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| Posted by William A. Jones on 10-Aug-2005 | Economist Valentines4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding
dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.
3. Let's raise housing starts together.
2. You stoke the animal spirits of my market.
1. Despite your decade of inflation, I still love you.
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