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Political Jokes

Politicians are some of the most subject to jokes asides from celebrities in today’s world. At the fast pace information is spread and distributed, their antics and jokes about them spread at the speed of light through the internet. Some of their more documented acts are available on the hourly news. Political Jokes about politicians abound where ever you may be on the globe. Though most of their work are boring and filled with routine, but this does not make them immune from the Political Jokes and giggles as they go about their business.

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Bill and his driver bodyguard were driving along a lonely country road when all of a sudden a pig jumps out of some bushes goes in front of the presidential limousine giving the driver no time to react flattening the poor animal.

Bill gets his wits about him recovering from the near crash as the driver tried to avoid the porky friend and tells his driver to go look for the owner and tell them what had happened and apologize fro the dead pig.

So, the driver sets off down the road, finds the farmer’s house and after about an hour returns staggering with a bottle of wine and a cigar in hand with all of his clothes tattered and torn.

“What the hell happened to you?” Bill asks.

“Well, the farmer’s wife gave me a bottle of wine, the farmer gave me a cigar and the daughter made extremely violent sex with me,” replies the driver.

“Why on earth would they do that?” the then president asks,” What did you tell them?”

“ I just said that I was Bill Clinton’s driver and I killed the PIG as you told me to,” saya the driver as they drove off into the country sunset.

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