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| Posted by James Bond on 14-Aug-2005 | The bar jokeA mushroom walks into the bar the bartender says we dont serve
your kind.. The mushroom replyed why im a fungi...
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| Posted by holly on 14-Aug-2005 | Knock Knock....-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-Water
-Water Who?
-Water you doing?
******
-knock knock
-who's there?
-Abbot
-Abbot who?
-Abbot you dont know who this is!
******
-Knock knock
-who's there?
-Abe Lincoln
-Abe Lincoln who?
-Dummy! you dont know who Abe Lincoln is?
******
-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-Ach
-Ach who?
-God bless you!
******
-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-Ali
-Ali who?
-Ali Bamba
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-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-Edsall
-Edsall who?
-Edsall there is, there isnt any more!!!!
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| Posted by Piper_85 on 14-Aug-2005 | 10 Things to do Online1. Answer a porno ad and say i would like the full package.
2. Talk to somebody and pretend to be gay.
3. Go into a chat room and "come out" see how many IM's you get.
4. Go into a gay chat room and ask in Snooky is there. See what
happens.
5. Shop online at a bunch of stores, then call each company to
return the items becaue they send the wronge item. see how many
of them let you keep the item. and if they sned you what you say
you requested.
6. Go to the Victoria Secret web site and satre for hours.
7. E-mail some redskin fans and ask if the know where you left
yourcowboys hat.
8. Send warnings to all your friends. watch them get kicked off.
9. Try to sell smack online.
10. Try not to get caught doing any of this.
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| Posted by Autumn on 14-Aug-2005 | Yomama Joke!Yomama so fat that, when she is in China and gets painted
greyish brown, a boy walks by a sez, mama, thats the China Wall!
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| Posted by Vince Carter on 14-Aug-2005 | How do u eat urs?At first a little nibble, then a slow and tempting lick, Isuck
and munch my liquid lunch and I swallow quick!!
Cadbury's Cream Egg - How do u eat urs???!!!
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| Posted by Justin T. Beilstein on 14-Aug-2005 | Before The Trouble StartsA man walked into a pub. He walked up to the bar and asked
"Can I have a beer before the troble starts?" So the bar tender
gives him a drink. Th man asked again
"Can I have another beer before the trouble starts?" So the bar
tender gives him another beer. The man finished his beer and
asked
"Can I have another beer before the trouble starts?" So the bar
tender gives him another beer. The man starts to drink his beer
when the bar tender said
" Are you going to pay for that?"
Then the man goes
"Now the trouble is starting!"
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| Posted by Krissy J on 14-Aug-2005 | air flightI am sick of air flight assistants and piolets being so nice "i
hope you enjoyed your meal sir" "i am very sorry bet here will
be a slight bit of turblence i'm sorry for any
inconvenience".just once i mould like the piolet to come over
the PA system and say "ladys & gentelmen i have just found out
that we have 4 high power engians capabul of giveing us 400g
forces each so we're going to go for the new world speed record,
we do realise this is very irresponsible but we are board out of
our brains up here in the cocpit, there will be a hel of alot of
turbelence as we go thrugo the sound barrier and a very real
chance that the wings will be ripped of".
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| Posted by D M. C on 14-Aug-2005 | green fuckerWhat do you get when you cross a leprechan and a hooker: a
little green fucker about 1 inch big
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| Posted by J R on 14-Aug-2005 | Man pees out the WindowOK, there's a guy on the 6 floor of a building who likes peeing
out the window. There's a guy on the 8th floor who throws
knives out the window. A guy on the 5th floor who paints things
green. A guy on the first floor who eats pickles. Well the guy
on the 8th floor droped his knife and then something fell into
the paint can of the guy who paints things green while it was by
the window sill and knocked it down. The guy on the 1st floor
found a so called "Pickle"
on the ground the next day and he ate it.
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| Posted by Naya on 14-Aug-2005 | blondieOne day a blond decided to go camping.she went to
the camp ground and set up her tent. it started to get dark so
she made a fire when she got the fire going she made smores and
talked to herself . But after awhile of talking to herself and
eating smores she got tired and went to bed.
It was morning now and the blond was outside sleeping on the
ground and the camp ranger stoped to ask her why she was
sleeping on the gournd outside when she has a tent setup.
the blond replied well i herd nosies inside the tent so i came
out here to sleep.
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