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| Posted by brady on 14-Aug-2005 | Get in the rubbish!!Once I was in Argentina after going from Mendoza to Cordoba(a 2
day travel)...
Suddenly we found a hotel... And my mom said "C'mon everybody
put the rubbish inside this plastic bag" and then I say to my
sister(Which her name is Charlotte)"Yeah, Charlotte get in the
bag!!!!"
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| Posted by Julie Evangelou on 14-Aug-2005 | Fuck You Bin Laden(TUNE TO KELLOGS ADVERT)
Hey Mr Bin Laden,
Tell us where your hiding,
Breakfast come and we'll bomb your home.
Hand gun, machine gun, rocket launcher!
Breakfast come and we'll BOMB your home!
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| Posted by Mike J. Tecci on 14-Aug-2005 | stupid joke for stupid peopleyo mommas so dumb, she tried to drown a fish
oooooo i know..stupid
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| Posted by Pepper Ann on 14-Aug-2005 | Fisherman's responseBill:Hahaha u fishing?
Phil:No,just drowning worms.
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| Posted by BRADY COLLINS on 14-Aug-2005 | face lifts One day a women walked into a plastic surgens office and
told him she needed a face lift. the plastic surgeon stood up
and grabbed a giant clip out of his cabinet.
"this is my new invention," he said,"every day pull up the
skin on your face and clip it on the back of your head with this
until your face has the amount of youthfullness you want. do
not clip up too much skin, mind you, or you will have some
difficulties."
"Oh thank you!" the woman said as she payed for her face
lift clip.
two weeks later the plastic sergeon received a call.
"Hello? docter?"it was the woman.
"Why hello there Mrs.Clampton! how is the clip working out
for you? have you called to praise me about my genious?"
"Well not exactly..."
"What's wrong?"
"Well,"started the woman,"it was all going great for the
first couple of days,but now..."
"Go on..."urged the docter.
"Well, I can't see now because my breasts are where my eyes
are supposed to be,and i'm not too sure about this go-t."
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| Posted by Valley Canuck on 14-Aug-2005 | U guess !There were two guys and two twin girls. One guy and one girl
went into a bedroom and the guy said to the girl and said u
wanna fuck? so the girl said sure. then the girl undressed the
guy and the guy undressed the girl. they got on the bed and
fucked each other for 24 hours. The other girl and guy went into
another bedroom and the girl asked u want to fuck? and the guy
said sure . so they girl undressed the guy and the guy undressed
the girl. they got into the bed and fucked for 24 hours. Then
the girls said to the guys that they had to piss. They went out
to the living room and switched so the 1st girl went into the
2nd guy and the 2nd girl went with the 1st guy! so they fucked
for 2 days . The 1st and 2nd guy wanted to know wat the others
were doing so they went into the other bedroom and they saw them
fucking and like sucking on each other so the 1st and 2nd peeps
got in the bed and started doing wat they were doing~ an hour
l8ta the girls switched again and they got out and they went
back in and they fucked for 2 more days and each of then didnt
use condums and the 2 girls didnt realize it and they got
pregnant and kept having sex and they fucked for the rest of
their lives and the baby had sex with its parents and with the
other peeps baby , which had sex forever 2 and they had babies
that had sex with each other! having sex is that fun
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| Posted by ryan sanders on 14-Aug-2005 | Old Jokesif teachers are so smart
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how did he get so far in politics?
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| Posted by fantase on 14-Aug-2005 | SmellsYo Mama smells so bad she make speed stick slow down
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| Posted by Kris10 on 14-Aug-2005 | two dogs and a chocolate barThere were two dogs in a field.The first dog went up to the
second dog and said,"what cha'doin?"The dog replied, "eatin
chocolate."He said,"wher'd ya get it?"The dog said,"when you ate
you
left something behind so i ate it!"
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| Posted by Kelsey R. K on 14-Aug-2005 | three menone day 3 men walk into a motel and said we what 3 rooms but
there was 1 left so they all had to sleep in the same bed so
the next day they woke up and two of the men said my dick
hurts the other 1 said i had the beat dream i was dreaming i
was pulling to new baesball bats
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