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Office Jokes (7901)


Office Humor

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Office Humor

A marine biologist who recently came from a trip studying whales was telling his friends of the new facts they have uncovered and explained during their trip. He says,” Do you know that whales can communicate through the water as far as 300 kilometers away?” A friend of his asks, “What the hell would you say to a friend who is 300 kilometers away?” The biologist replies,” We haven’t quite gotten to the point of explaining what they’re saying though.” He continues on his answer,” Maybe, can you hear me now?”

Many offices motivate their workers with bonuses. Some offer gym memberships. And some even offer free daycare for working mothers and fathers. Our bosses, wanting to get a step further, posted this sign in the break room.

“New Incentive Plan. Work or get Fired!”

The world’s newest airline is looking for the world’s finest stewards and stewardesses. Applicants must be at least 5’5” in height and be able to swim!

Having looked the other way for weeks, the boss finally called Joe into his office for a sit-down.

“You know, Joe” he said, “I’ve been noticing that every time you take your erring aunt to the doctor’s office there just happens to be a game at the park?!”

Defensively, Joe answered, ” Wow sir, I guess you’re right.” “I’ve just realized it sir, but You don’t think she’s faking it, do you?”
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YOU KNOW YOU WORK IN CORPORATE AMERICA IF ...Wojtek Dabrowski Office Humor7.92
People With Narrow Minds UsuallyPrankster (Jake) Office Humor7.67
the Vacuum Cleaner CEOCarol Peanut Office Humor6.50
It Takes A Big ManJamie N. Lewis Office Humor6.28
There Is Nothing So SmallHeather H Office Humor6.00
When I Take A LongSiemen Office Humor6.00
Family BusinessRachel sutton Office Humor6.00
If You Want To MakeLewis W. Winn Office Humor5.50
Looking BusyBriana L. Blahnik Office Humor5.00
All Inanimate Objects Can Movejulij Office Humor5.00
in Most Offices, the PhotocopierKellen Cuttance Office Humor4.00
It's Better To Retire TooMagic Mike Office Humor3.50
He Who Shouts the LoudestDan Linsky Office Humor3.00
Money Is Better Than Poverty,BaByGuRLovesBaByTiGeR Office Humor2.33
the Chief Cause of ProblemsLaura Seeley Office Humor2.00
Bierman's Laws of Contracts:Allison A. Harwell Office Humor1.50
Demian's Observation: There IsKrissy J Office Humor1.00
Any Time Things Appear ToHelcias E. Galan Office Humor1.00
Winning Isn't Everything, But Losingkelly a. waever Office Humor1.00
the Solution To A Problemroderick brown Office Humor1.00
Never Put Off Until TomorrowMarcos Salcedo Office Humor1.00
Sometimes Too Much Drink IsKayli Office Humor1.00
Hinds' Law of Computer Programming:John C. Kober Office Humor ---
Cooke's Law: in AnyCurtis Hogan Office Humor ---
in the Fight Between YouAdam Office Humor ---
Definition of An Elephant: AJokester Man Office Humor ---
Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability:General cerulli Office Humor ---
There Is No Safety InSimba A. Rafiki Office Humor ---
What You Don't Do Isbob d. mackland Office Humor ---
If Idiots Could Fly, Thiscaryline kelly Office Humor ---
Hanson's Treatment of Time:amanda j. tanner Office Humor ---
There Is A Coherent PlanElla F. Unt Office Humor ---
Remember the Golden Rule: ThoseDavid Stouffer Office Humor ---
Nothing Can Be Done InKidd Turbofire Office Humor ---
When You Are Sure You'reAustin Garrison Office Humor ---
If You Cannot Dazzle ThemSamantha Prahl Office Humor ---
People Can Be Divided IntoMojo Barajas Office Humor ---
Nowlan's Theory: He WhoJeff D. Ahern Office Humor ---
the Other Line Always Movesmatt stallramp Office Humor ---
If It Is Worth Doing,Peter B. Wilson Office Humor ---
Any Improbable Event Which WouldZachary Sponey Office Humor ---
Never Do Anything You Wouldn'tRobert Frecer Office Humor ---
Four Corporate Presidents, One English,Angel Pig Office Humor ---
It Is the Dead WoodStephanie J. Gladue Office Humor ---
Creativity Is No Substitute ForShaun A. Leppard Office Humor ---
Sanity and Insanity Overlap AScott D. Willson Office Humor ---
in Any Hierarchy, Each IndividualLauren Prescott Office Humor ---
Yuppie Pregnant Women Don't GoBrian McMahon Office Humor ---
Hlade's Law: If Youmehru batra Office Humor ---
the Meek Shall Inherit TheAbby J. Parker Office Humor ---


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| Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's theorem:
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| Carlson's Consolation: Nothing is
| It is easier to get
| History repeats itself. That is
| Any change looks terrible at
| Goebel's Observation On Utopia:
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| You can't get here from
| Murphy applied for an engineering
| Everyone has a scheme for
| It's Good Enough For Government
| Be content with what you've
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| Lightbulb
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