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| Posted by babygirl on 09-Aug-2005 | Never put off until tomorrowNever put off until tomorrow what you can forget about entirely.
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| Posted by Jenna L. Reed on 09-Aug-2005 | Show me a man whoShow me a man who always has two feet on the ground,
and I'll show you a man who can't take his pants off.
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| Posted by Father Baker on 09-Aug-2005 | On the other hand, youOn the other hand, you have different fingers.
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| Posted by Lisa M. Heffner on 09-Aug-2005 | I'm not as think asI'm not as think as you drunk I am
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| Posted by little e on 09-Aug-2005 | The perfect gift for peopleThe perfect gift for people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
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| Posted by emmi e. SHORTYMODLE on 09-Aug-2005 | I've learned that we don'tI've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because
their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
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| Posted by Sucha Dog on 09-Aug-2005 | Courage is your greatest presentCourage is your greatest present need.
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| Posted by Lady Jedi on 09-Aug-2005 | A day without fusion isA day without fusion is like a day without sunshine.
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| Posted by Zohaib Fazal on 09-Aug-2005 | Why do 'tug' boats pushWhy do 'tug' boats push their barges?
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| Posted by *rach* on 09-Aug-2005 | Life is like a sledLife is like a sled dog team: if you ain't the lead dog, the scenery
never changes.
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