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| Posted by Kellen Cuttance on 09-Aug-2005 | In most offices, the photocopierIn most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one day, he just smiled and handed them this sheet.
The copier is out of order!
Yes, we have called the service man.
Yes, he will be in today.
No, we cannot fix it.
No, we do not know how long it will take.
No, we do not know what caused it.
No, we do not know who broke it.
Yes, we are keeping it.
No, we do not know what you are going to do now.
Thank You
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| Posted by Magic Mike on 09-Aug-2005 | It's better to retire tooIt's better to retire too soon than too late.
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| Posted by julij on 09-Aug-2005 | All inanimate objects can moveAll inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.
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| Posted by Dan Linsky on 09-Aug-2005 | He who shouts the loudestHe who shouts the loudest has the floor.
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| Posted by BaByGuRLovesBaByTiGeR on 09-Aug-2005 | Money is better than poverty,Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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| Posted by Laura Seeley on 09-Aug-2005 | The chief cause of problemsThe chief cause of problems is solutions.
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| Posted by Allison A. Harwell on 09-Aug-2005 | Bierman's Laws of Contracts:Bierman's Laws of Contracts: (1) In any given document, you can't cover all the "what if's". (2) Lawyers stay in business resolving all the unresolved "what if's". (3) Every resolved "what if" creates two unresolved "what if's".
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| Posted by Krissy J on 09-Aug-2005 | Demian's Observation: There isDemian's Observation: There is always one item on the screen menu that is mislabeled and should read "Abandon hope all ye who enter here".
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| Posted by Helcias E. Galan on 09-Aug-2005 | Any time things appear toAny time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
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| Posted by kelly a. waever on 09-Aug-2005 | Winning isn't everything, but losingWinning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
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