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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): Hanson's Treatment of Time:


Posted by amanda j. tanner on 09-Aug-2005

Hanson's Treatment of Time:

Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): There is a coherent plan


Posted by Ella F. Unt on 09-Aug-2005

There is a coherent plan

There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): Remember the golden rule: Those


Posted by David Stouffer on 09-Aug-2005

Remember the golden rule: Those

Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): Nothing can be done in


Posted by Kidd Turbofire on 09-Aug-2005

Nothing can be done in

Nothing can be done in one trip.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): When you are sure you're


Posted by Austin Garrison on 09-Aug-2005

When you are sure you're

When you are sure you're right, you have a moral duty to impose your will upon anyone who disagrees with you.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): If you cannot dazzle them


Posted by Samantha Prahl on 09-Aug-2005

If you cannot dazzle them

If you cannot dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with lies.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): People can be divided into


Posted by Mojo Barajas on 09-Aug-2005

People can be divided into

People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): Nowlan's Theory: He who


Posted by Jeff D. Ahern on 09-Aug-2005

Nowlan's Theory: He who

Nowlan's Theory: He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): The other line always moves


Posted by matt stallramp on 09-Aug-2005

The other line always moves

The other line always moves faster.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): If it is worth doing,


Posted by Peter B. Wilson on 09-Aug-2005

If it is worth doing,

If it is worth doing, it is worth over-doing.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): Any improbable event which would


Posted by Zachary Sponey on 09-Aug-2005

Any improbable event which would

Any improbable event which would create maximum confusion.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): Never do anything you wouldn't


Posted by Robert Frecer on 09-Aug-2005

Never do anything you wouldn't

Never do anything you wouldn't be caught dead doing.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): Four corporate presidents, one English,


Posted by Angel Pig on 09-Aug-2005

Four corporate presidents, one English,

Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout.

"You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution," screamed the terrorist leader, "and you're going to be executed! Do you have any last requests?"

The Englishman spoke first.

"Before I die, I want to honor my country and protest this barbaric act by singing "God Save The Queen" to all you men."

"That can be arranged," said the terrorist.

The Frenchman said, "And I want to honor my country before I die by singing "The Marseilles" to your men."

The Japanese said, "Before I die, I wish to honor my country by giving the lecture I was going to present on the Mapanese style of industrial management."

The terrorist turned finally to the American.

"What is your last request?"

The American replied, "I want you to kill me right now so I don't have to listen to another lecture on the Japanese style of industrial management!"
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): It is the dead wood


Posted by Stephanie J. Gladue on 09-Aug-2005

It is the dead wood

It is the dead wood that holds up the tree.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): Creativity is no substitute for


Posted by Shaun A. Leppard on 09-Aug-2005

Creativity is no substitute for

Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you're doing.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): Sanity and insanity overlap a


Posted by Scott D. Willson on 09-Aug-2005

Sanity and insanity overlap a

Sanity and insanity overlap a fine gray line.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): In any hierarchy, each individual


Posted by Lauren Prescott on 09-Aug-2005

In any hierarchy, each individual

In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): Yuppie pregnant women don't go


Posted by Brian McMahon on 09-Aug-2005

Yuppie pregnant women don't go

Yuppie pregnant women don't go into labor, they go straight into management.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): Hlade's Law: If you


Posted by mehru batra on 09-Aug-2005

Hlade's Law: If you

Hlade's Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person; they will find an easier way to do it.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): The meek shall inherit the


Posted by Abby J. Parker on 09-Aug-2005

The meek shall inherit the

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not it's mineral rights.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): To succeed in politics, it


Posted by RAVE KING on 09-Aug-2005

To succeed in politics, it

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): A pipe gives a wise


Posted by Sarah Fletcher on 09-Aug-2005

A pipe gives a wise

A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to put in his mouth.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): The colder the X-ray table,


Posted by brad j. mira on 09-Aug-2005

The colder the X-ray table,

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): A President of a democracy


Posted by ethan schultz on 09-Aug-2005

A President of a democracy

A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): Of two possible events, only


Posted by Hugo d. Padilla on 09-Aug-2005

Of two possible events, only

Of two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): Democracy is that form of


Posted by Staples12 on 09-Aug-2005

Democracy is that form of

Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): Glyme's Formula for Success:


Posted by Sarah mc noughty lol on 09-Aug-2005

Glyme's Formula for Success:

Glyme's Formula for Success: The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): If you have got them


Posted by Rougewisp on 09-Aug-2005

If you have got them

If you have got them by the testicles, their hearts and minds will follow.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): Instruction Booklet Governing Principle:


Posted by Big Dadddy on 09-Aug-2005

Instruction Booklet Governing Principle:

Instruction Booklet Governing Principle: Instruction booklets are lost by the Goods Delivery Service. If not, they are listed in four languages: Japanese, Thai, Swahili, and Mongol.
   

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Funny Jokes:Office Jokes (7901):Office Humor (1254): Indecision is the key to


Posted by FloridaHottie4ya on 09-Aug-2005

Indecision is the key to

Indecision is the key to flexibility.
   

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