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| Posted by amanda j. tanner on 09-Aug-2005 | Hanson's Treatment of Time:Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.
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| Posted by Ella F. Unt on 09-Aug-2005 | There is a coherent planThere is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
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| Posted by David Stouffer on 09-Aug-2005 | Remember the golden rule: ThoseRemember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.
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| Posted by Kidd Turbofire on 09-Aug-2005 | Nothing can be done inNothing can be done in one trip.
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| Posted by Austin Garrison on 09-Aug-2005 | When you are sure you'reWhen you are sure you're right, you have a moral duty to impose your will upon anyone who disagrees with you.
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| Posted by Samantha Prahl on 09-Aug-2005 | If you cannot dazzle themIf you cannot dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with lies.
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| Posted by Mojo Barajas on 09-Aug-2005 | People can be divided intoPeople can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
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| Posted by Jeff D. Ahern on 09-Aug-2005 | Nowlan's Theory: He whoNowlan's Theory: He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.
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| Posted by matt stallramp on 09-Aug-2005 | The other line always movesThe other line always moves faster.
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| Posted by Peter B. Wilson on 09-Aug-2005 | If it is worth doing,If it is worth doing, it is worth over-doing.
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| Posted by Zachary Sponey on 09-Aug-2005 | Any improbable event which wouldAny improbable event which would create maximum confusion.
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| Posted by Robert Frecer on 09-Aug-2005 | Never do anything you wouldn'tNever do anything you wouldn't be caught dead doing.
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| Posted by Angel Pig on 09-Aug-2005 | Four corporate presidents, one English,Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout.
"You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution," screamed the terrorist leader, "and you're going to be executed! Do you have any last requests?"
The Englishman spoke first.
"Before I die, I want to honor my country and protest this barbaric act by singing "God Save The Queen" to all you men."
"That can be arranged," said the terrorist.
The Frenchman said, "And I want to honor my country before I die by singing "The Marseilles" to your men."
The Japanese said, "Before I die, I wish to honor my country by giving the lecture I was going to present on the Mapanese style of industrial management."
The terrorist turned finally to the American.
"What is your last request?"
The American replied, "I want you to kill me right now so I don't have to listen to another lecture on the Japanese style of industrial management!"
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| Posted by Stephanie J. Gladue on 09-Aug-2005 | It is the dead woodIt is the dead wood that holds up the tree.
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| Posted by Shaun A. Leppard on 09-Aug-2005 | Creativity is no substitute forCreativity is no substitute for knowing what you're doing.
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| Posted by Scott D. Willson on 09-Aug-2005 | Sanity and insanity overlap aSanity and insanity overlap a fine gray line.
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| Posted by Lauren Prescott on 09-Aug-2005 | In any hierarchy, each individualIn any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
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| Posted by Brian McMahon on 09-Aug-2005 | Yuppie pregnant women don't goYuppie pregnant women don't go into labor, they go straight into management.
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| Posted by mehru batra on 09-Aug-2005 | Hlade's Law: If youHlade's Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person; they will find an easier way to do it.
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| Posted by Abby J. Parker on 09-Aug-2005 | The meek shall inherit theThe meek shall inherit the earth, but not it's mineral rights.
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| Posted by RAVE KING on 09-Aug-2005 | To succeed in politics, itTo succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
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| Posted by Sarah Fletcher on 09-Aug-2005 | A pipe gives a wiseA pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to put in his mouth.
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| Posted by brad j. mira on 09-Aug-2005 | The colder the X-ray table,The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
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| Posted by ethan schultz on 09-Aug-2005 | A President of a democracyA President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.
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| Posted by Hugo d. Padilla on 09-Aug-2005 | Of two possible events, onlyOf two possible events, only the undesired one will occur.
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| Posted by Staples12 on 09-Aug-2005 | Democracy is that form ofDemocracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves.
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| Posted by Sarah mc noughty lol on 09-Aug-2005 | Glyme's Formula for Success:Glyme's Formula for Success: The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
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| Posted by Rougewisp on 09-Aug-2005 | If you have got themIf you have got them by the testicles, their hearts and minds will follow.
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| Posted by Big Dadddy on 09-Aug-2005 | Instruction Booklet Governing Principle:Instruction Booklet Governing Principle: Instruction booklets are lost by the Goods Delivery Service. If not, they are listed in four languages: Japanese, Thai, Swahili, and Mongol.
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| Posted by FloridaHottie4ya on 09-Aug-2005 | Indecision is the key toIndecision is the key to flexibility.
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