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| Posted by amanda j. tanner on 09-Aug-2005 | Hanson's Treatment of Time:Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.
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| Posted by Ella F. Unt on 09-Aug-2005 | There is a coherent planThere is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
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| Posted by David Stouffer on 09-Aug-2005 | Remember the golden rule: ThoseRemember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.
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| Posted by Kidd Turbofire on 09-Aug-2005 | Nothing can be done inNothing can be done in one trip.
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| Posted by Austin Garrison on 09-Aug-2005 | When you are sure you'reWhen you are sure you're right, you have a moral duty to impose your will upon anyone who disagrees with you.
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| Posted by Samantha Prahl on 09-Aug-2005 | If you cannot dazzle themIf you cannot dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with lies.
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| Posted by Mojo Barajas on 09-Aug-2005 | People can be divided intoPeople can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
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| Posted by Jeff D. Ahern on 09-Aug-2005 | Nowlan's Theory: He whoNowlan's Theory: He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.
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| Posted by matt stallramp on 09-Aug-2005 | The other line always movesThe other line always moves faster.
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| Posted by Peter B. Wilson on 09-Aug-2005 | If it is worth doing,If it is worth doing, it is worth over-doing.
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