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| Posted by Zachary Sponey on 09-Aug-2005 | Any improbable event which wouldAny improbable event which would create maximum confusion.
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| Posted by Robert Frecer on 09-Aug-2005 | Never do anything you wouldn'tNever do anything you wouldn't be caught dead doing.
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| Posted by Angel Pig on 09-Aug-2005 | Four corporate presidents, one English,Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout.
"You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution," screamed the terrorist leader, "and you're going to be executed! Do you have any last requests?"
The Englishman spoke first.
"Before I die, I want to honor my country and protest this barbaric act by singing "God Save The Queen" to all you men."
"That can be arranged," said the terrorist.
The Frenchman said, "And I want to honor my country before I die by singing "The Marseilles" to your men."
The Japanese said, "Before I die, I wish to honor my country by giving the lecture I was going to present on the Mapanese style of industrial management."
The terrorist turned finally to the American.
"What is your last request?"
The American replied, "I want you to kill me right now so I don't have to listen to another lecture on the Japanese style of industrial management!"
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| Posted by Stephanie J. Gladue on 09-Aug-2005 | It is the dead woodIt is the dead wood that holds up the tree.
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| Posted by Shaun A. Leppard on 09-Aug-2005 | Creativity is no substitute forCreativity is no substitute for knowing what you're doing.
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| Posted by Scott D. Willson on 09-Aug-2005 | Sanity and insanity overlap aSanity and insanity overlap a fine gray line.
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| Posted by Lauren Prescott on 09-Aug-2005 | In any hierarchy, each individualIn any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
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| Posted by Brian McMahon on 09-Aug-2005 | Yuppie pregnant women don't goYuppie pregnant women don't go into labor, they go straight into management.
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| Posted by mehru batra on 09-Aug-2005 | Hlade's Law: If youHlade's Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person; they will find an easier way to do it.
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| Posted by Abby J. Parker on 09-Aug-2005 | The meek shall inherit theThe meek shall inherit the earth, but not it's mineral rights.
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