Military Jokes
The military is known it’s discipline and unrivalled seriousness for the training and daily tasks these professionals do have bearing on life and death. But life in the danger zone can get even the most battle hardened soldier strained and stressed out. So what better way to get the strain and pressures off than with a dose of laughter, from people in the battle fields of Iraq and Afghanistan to the many other fronts. From all around the world, these people serve and protect those who could not defend themselves and keep the peace. Who says they are not in need of a little laughter. They might be serious and trained to the highest standards but underneath that hardened shell is a human being who has feelings and fears.
Funny Jokes Portal, for your daily dose of Military Jokes and many more. Select from the many categories for your jokes preferences to get you back on your feet. Jokes tend to relieve the insurmountable stresses of the battlefield and the reality of the risks they face day by day. From generals to the lowest ranks, all need a stress relieving measures to keep their minds off the seriousness of the battlefield.
From pilots to the guys who work on their planes, the generals and officers on the battlefields of the world who send their troops into harms way, humor can get the edge off their shoulders allowing them to function and maintain their humanity. Laughter can turn the worst frown of the most serious MP into a smile that is not only beneficial but necessary for us to go on living day by day. Funny Jokes Portal, for all your funny bone needs. Send in your jokes and get then rated by others who have sent in and joined the club. The best ones get selected everyday and are kept in the top listings for everybody to enjoy. Funny Jokes Portal also sends daily e-mail for a daily dose of jokes and laughter to break the monotony of routine in the battlefield and anywhere else. So get laughing yourself and log on to start enjoying the many jokes we have in our collection that just keeps on growing day by day.
Military Jokes
My
wife sat in amazement as I showed her the cockpit of the fighter jet I flew in
the Air force where I worked. As I pointed out all the buttons and switches to
her and the function they served she can’t help wonder and asked me, “Wow, do you
really know what each button and switch does?”
I
nodded a reply as she goes on,” And you expect me to believe that you couldn’t
get the washing machine at home to work now can you?”
After
going on a tour in Iraq,
I returned home and received a number of commendations and medals. Among them
was a Bronze Star for meritorious achievement. My daughter was less impressed
though, asking me, “Who got the silver and the gold?”
We
were asleep in our cots at Bagram Air Base in Afghanistan
when the sound of rockets woke us up. My platoon threw on our fatigues, grabbed
our weapons and ran to a bunker for protection against the exploding ordnance.
One
guy who was pretty much shaken and stirred, lights a cigarette.
“Put
out that cigarette!” I ordered.
“Yeah,
forget the rockets,” said another soldier as more rounds exploded all around
us. “ That second hand smoke’ll
kill yah.”
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