Math Jokes
Math is a very quantitative field of study where everything is defined and discussed in terms of numbers and their relations with each other. Even math is subject to jokes which can be found in our Math Jokes pages with all the stops pulled. Even the most serious mathematics buffs won’t be able to resist the laughter that follows the jokes we have in store in the following pages. Not your type, then why don’t you look at the many pages and categories to find stuff that would be suited for you.
Mathematicians are some of the most boring people on earth to most but they do have a pretty good sense of humor. Some of the greatest mathematicians of our time like Einstein are known to have a good sense of humor and engage in a laugh or two to break the boredom of formulating world altering mathematical formulas. From the most serious to the mundane side of mathematics, we are sure to have some Math Jokes for each person who wishes to get a kick or two to wake up your sleepy heads and get you back on track with your work.
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Math Jokes
What
do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-Lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
A
math student was being pestered by a classmate who needs to copy his
assignment. The student hesitates for he knows it is wrong and he doesn’t want
to be sanctioned for doing so.
His
classmate tries to weasel his way to the said assignment by promising to change
all the names, constants and variables and so on and so forth.
Still
skeptical but very much wanting to be left alone, he gives his work to the
student who gets to work copying and revising his finished assignment.
As
his classmate returned his assignment, he asks if he really changed everything
he said he would.
The
other classmate says,” Sure I did, see when you called function f, I called it g, when you called variable x, I called
it y, and when you wrote about log X+1 I changed it to timber X+1.” Much
to the other student’s delight.
A
math professor accepts a better paying job at another state university in a
different location. So he tells his wife and they decide to move to the same
state the university was in so they don’t have to miss each other much. They
find a house near the campus and begin to pack their things into boxes ready
for shipping to their new house. The wife arranges for the shipping of the
boxes, 40boxes in all as he fills out the form at the shipping company. Having
to take care of some personal matters and to say goodbye to friends she stays
behind a few more days letting her husband go ahead to receive the boxes that
have already been sent through the shipping firm.
After
a day or so, the wife receives a call from his husband from their new house,
saying that all the packages were received and that he counted them coming up
with 39 boxes. The wife was shocked and told him that they sent 40 boxes and
she calls the shipping company to complain about the incident. The guy at the
shipping firm, says that all 40 boxes were delivered
and received by her husband at the right address. She again calls him to make
sure, and the husband still tired from the move says,” Okay, this is a cordless
phone so let’s count the boxes together. 0,1,2,3,4……….”
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