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| Posted by Big-T Taylor on 14-Aug-2005 | Lawyer vs. HookerWhat is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?
The hooker will stop screwing you after you die.
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| Posted by Linda Jackson on 14-Aug-2005 | Best Way to Save a MarriageWhat's the best way to save a marriage?
Go out and price a few divorce lawyers!
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| Posted by Joke 'O' Joke on 14-Aug-2005 | VampireWhy didn't the vampire bite the lawyer?
Proffesional courtesy!
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| Posted by Tanya N. Boyce on 14-Aug-2005 | New Jersey Landfills vs. California LawyersWhy does New Jersey have more landfills, and California have more lawyers?
New Jersey had first pick.
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| Posted by Kurht R. Engle on 14-Aug-2005 | Garbage CanWhen a lawyer dies how come he has only 2 pall bearers?
There are only 2 handles on a garbage can.
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| Posted by bob b. bobs on 14-Aug-2005 | Viagra to an AttorneyWhat happens when you give an attorney Viagra?
He just gets taller.
(to the lady attorneys receiving this, our apologies for the sexism)
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| Posted by Pranav D. Kotwal on 14-Aug-2005 | Three lawyer one-linersSanta Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an
old drunk are walking down the street together when
they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill.
Q: Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.
Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.
Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from an airplane?
A: Skeet.
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| Posted by Jimbo Bimbo on 14-Aug-2005 | Lying lawyerQ: How do you know when a lawyer is lying?
A: When his lips are moving!
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| Posted by Crazy Girl on 14-Aug-2005 | Lawyers and WhoresHow are lawyers like whores?
They both get paid to screw people.
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| Posted by mandy on 14-Aug-2005 | DrivewayHow many lawyers does it take to pave a driveway?
It depends how thin you slice them!
what do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the hudson river?
A good start!!
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