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| Posted by Nick N. Markovic on 14-Aug-2005 | Lawyer vs. GigoloWhat's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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| Posted by Diamond D on 14-Aug-2005 | ShameWhat's the definition of a shame?
A bus of lawyers going off a cliff.
What's the definition of a crying shame?
When there's an unfilled seat.
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| Posted by MrTricky61 on 14-Aug-2005 | Difference Between a Lawyer ...What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster awakes each morning ready and willing to cluck
defiance.
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| Posted by Kendr Reneah on 14-Aug-2005 | SkunkWhat did the judge say when the skunk ran into the court room?
Odor in the court!
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| Posted by Rob E. Daynes on 14-Aug-2005 | Lawyers and SharksIf you throw a lawyer into a pool of man-eating, hungry sharks,
why would they not attack him?
Professional courtesy!
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| Posted by Pablo The Spicy Latin on 14-Aug-2005 | Paying BackTwo lawyers are in a bank when a robber runs in with a gun and
tells everyone to hand over their wallets. As the lawyers
comply, one reaches into his wallet and hands the other a fifty
dollar bill.
"What's this?" he asks.
He repies, "It's the fifty dollars I owe you."
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| Posted by RARA on 14-Aug-2005 | Some stories from the american court of Justicelawyer asks question to witness
Q:What happened then?
A:He said "I will kill you, because you may identify me" to me
Q:Did he kill you?
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Q:Do you have a child or something like that?
A:oh yes.I have one monkey.
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Q:I show you the third evidence and ask you if you recognize
this picture
A:yes its my picture
Q:were you there while this photo taken?
A:Nooo! I was in Guatemela's independence day festivals
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Q:Now Mrs. Johnson, How was your first marriage ended?
A:Because of death
Q:For whose because of death
A:because of Guatemela's president death
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Q:Then you were not there until you return there, is it?
A:yeah, I was here, there in somewhere
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| Posted by Kayne j. Ryan on 14-Aug-2005 | Lawyer vs. VampireWhat's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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| Posted by matt a. conway on 14-Aug-2005 | Birth Control for LawyersWhat do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.
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| Posted by desiree on 14-Aug-2005 | Bill of RightsTwo Lawyers are arguing in court one day, and finally, the judge
calls for order. Attorney Smith speaks up and says, "Your honor,
I objected because it's obvious that attourney Jones has never
even heard of the Bill of Rights."
"Oh yeah, Smith? It just so happens I know The Bill of Rights by
heart, word for word!"
"OK then, tell me the first few words, if your so smart.",
replied Smith
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the---"
"Damn you! I didn't think you'd know it.
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