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Farmer Jokes

The farms of the world are well renowned for their laid-back atmosphere that is sure to bore most city dwellers. From the antics of animals to the people who run them, Funny Jokes Portal has one of the largest collections of Farmer Jokes on the internet to date. With over 90 or so categories to choose from, one is sure to find jokes and other funny stuff in our many selections. Bored of your daily routine, lighten up with a joke or two to get you back smiling and even laughing in your seat.

From the funny things animals and their owners do to the many Farmer Jokes they use to pass the day. We have them all in one site dedicated to Farmer Jokes that are sure meet all your funny bone needs. Laughter is the best medicine as many medical experts agree, so laugh the stresses of daily life away to a healthier you. Funny Jokes portal, for all your joking and funny needs an a whole lot more.

People in this age of information tend to loose their sense of humor and in the process end up getting all stressed out and tired at the end of the day. Jokes offer a free way to laugh some of that strain off your shoulder turning a bad day into one that you can enjoy. Have a joke to lighten up a tense moment and get you and your friends laughing making the process of working easier and less stressful. From the farms to the fields, we have them all. Check out the many Farmer Jokes we have in our collection and better yet scan through the many other jokes to get the ones you like. Don’t have time to browse around, subscribe to the mailing list and get a dose of the giggles everyday through email that you can open at the time of your choice.

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Farmer Jokes

A farmer was wondering how many head of sheep he had on his farm. He talked to his dog and told him to do a head count and report to him once he was done. The sheep dog came and told the farmer he counted forty sheep. The farmer was perplexed for he knew he only had thirty eight. The dog replied, “I know, but I rounded them up.”

A teenage boy was entrusted by his father to go fetch some chickens from their friend who lived a couple of miles from their farm. He brought their pickup and went on his way leaving his father behind to rest his aching back. As he was returning the crate fell bursting open allowing the chickens to fly off in all directions. Scratching his head he goes down the road and manages to get all of the wayward chickens back into the crate he repaired. He stands for a while proud of himself as he didn’t let his father down.

As he got home, he tells his father what happened, “ Pa, all the chickens got loose when the crate fell from the truck.” As he was unloading the crate from the truck.

“But don’t worry, I got all of them twelve chickens back.”

“Very good son,” the proud father said, “I ordered only seven.”
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