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| Posted by tabitha on 14-Aug-2005 | SmellBlaster 64 AGP Dolby SmellAround PnSAbusive Labs presented today the last word in PC peripherals!
The SmellBlaster 64!
Have you ever asked yourself about how the dead decomposing bodies from
Duke3D smelled? Or the cheap perfume of the provocative girls in the
Leisure Suit Larry's game series? Or even the powder smell from the DOOM's
BFG2000 enemy vaporizer?
Now we have the SMELLBLASTER!
Tech Data:
64 simultaenous smells
DirectSmell compatible (DirectX smell extensions)
Environmental Smell (you can't guess where the stinking shit comes from)
Dolby SmellAround (And the smell comes from everywhere, anywhere).
Smell Accelerator Processor 3DPowerSmellFw at 200Mhz.
2 Mb Smelltable expansible to 20 Mb using Abusive Labs
RSS (Really Stinking Smell) Technology.
Requires AGP 2x and Plug & Smell BIOS
You can even plug 2 boards in interleave mode! (twice the smell in half
the time!)
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| Posted by Steph Reddin on 14-Aug-2005 | Excel 97- Killer Bugs1. Start a blank worksheet
2. Right click the toolbar and select Customize.
3. Find the Solitaire icon and drag it to the Toolbar.
4. Click OK and close.
5. Hold down Ctrl, Shift, Alt and click the Solitaire icon.
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| Posted by Charlie W. Schwartz on 14-Aug-2005 | VacationWhere do computers go on vacation?
The Big Apple.
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| Posted by Jessie A. Mcadams on 14-Aug-2005 | Idiot + MS WordIn MS Word, type the following:
Who is an idiot?
Highlight the phrase and go to your thesauraus (shift+F7). Isn't that a
surprise?
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| Posted by gabriel on 14-Aug-2005 | this is funnyThere were 3 men, a chiness japenesse and an american. They all
went flying in an airplane then they flew over china
and the chiness dopped an apple to represent his country then
they landed the plane in china and saw some1 crying and asked
him what was a matter he said he was walkin down the street and
a apple fell out of the sky and hit him in the head so
they got in the plane and flew over japan and the japanesse man
dropped a bannana peel in japan so they landed in japan and
saw a guy crying and they asked him why he was crying and the
boy said he was walkin down the street and slipped on a bannana
peel so they got back in the plane and flew over america and
the american dropped a bomb and then they landed the
plane and saw some1 crying and they asked him why was he crying?
and he said he walked by his house and he farted and his house
blew up
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| Posted by Pablo The Spicy Latin on 14-Aug-2005 | Why did the witch buy a computer?Questions :Why did the witch buy a computer?
Answer :She needed the spellcheck.
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| Posted by Hyperchick on 14-Aug-2005 | Which ISP Is AT&T's True Choice?Recently there was a massive advertising campaign in The Wall Street
Journal that AT&T was hiring Internet account managers.
The ads talked about the great job opportunities available at the world's
leader in telecommunications, and described with fancy adjectives all of
the wonderous goals and achievements of what they call the world's best
Internet Service Provider.
Rather unusually, the ads stated that "Interested parties should send
resumes to: ngordon@ix.netcom.com"
Which begs the question: Which ISP is AT&T's True Choice?
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| Posted by mas on 14-Aug-2005 | NakedType "I'd love to see you naked" in MS Word, then click thesaurus.
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| Posted by Crazy Chick on 14-Aug-2005 | MS Word: I Have to Take a DumpIn MS Word type "I have to take a dump" (sans quotes) and go to the
thesarus (shift-F7).
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| Posted by april Rusch on 14-Aug-2005 | IcyWhat do you get when you cross a computer with an ice road?
A hard drive.
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