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| Posted by amy on 03-Jul-2006 | how to make a paky explodehow do u make a pakey explode
PRESS THE RED BUTTON
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| Posted by Brian Worrin on 14-Aug-2005 | Microsoft Programers LightbulbQ: How many Microsoft Programers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they would just defind darkness as the new industery standard.
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| Posted by Rob L. Matthews on 14-Aug-2005 | The Blonde Ebay BidderA blonde and red head were sitting at a table having lunch.
Their conversation turned to Ebay. "I really like to use Ebay."
Said the Red Head. "I bid on it everyday."
"Well I hate Ebay!" Says the blonde.
"Why?" asks the Red head.
"Because I always raise a bidding paddle, and scream numbers at
the computer, But it never hears me.
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| Posted by Al Coates on 12-Aug-2005 | Dear AbbySnappy answers to sappy questions:
All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!
Q: Dear Abby,
What can I do about my little brother? He's such a pest!
A: Have you tried a flyswatter?
Q: Dear Abby,
My boss is a mean, unappreciative slave driver who constantly belittles me. What can I do?
A: Shut up and get back to work!
Q: Dear Abby,
My dad insists I clean my room! How can I get out of this?
A: Get a new dad.
Q: Dear Abby,
Why are you so lazy?
A: Dear loser, Why are you so stupid? Next question.
Q: Dear Abby,
Help! I need to lose weight! How can I stop eating all the fattening foods I love?
A: Send them to me and I'll eat them for you.
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| Posted by Evan Lemoine on 14-Aug-2005 | Bill Gates Joke 1Why does Bill Gates drive a car with 1 wheel?
Because he prefers a Hard-Drive!
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| Posted by Eric Mitchell on 14-Aug-2005 | Your Web Server Is So Slow...Your web server is so slow that you could eat a 7-course meal when it
downloaded a 20K GIF file.
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| Posted by Randy_Andy on 14-Aug-2005 | Blond and a computer!How can u tell if a blond's been on your computer? There's Tipex
on the screen! How can u tell if she's come back after? There's
writing over the tipex.
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| Posted by Julia A. Lundberg on 14-Aug-2005 | Jack And JillJack and Jill have been married for many years they have gone up
and tumbled down that very hill for many years too. One day Jill
started to go up the hill by herself and while Jack was going up
she would tumble down by herself. Jack got really frustrated and
decided to confront Jill about something he had discovered, he
said,
Jill I know you have been cheating on me with Fill, thats why
you keep going up that hill without me.
Jill turns to Jack and says, Thats not why i stopped going up
the hill with you Jack.
Jack: It is'nt?
Jill: no no no silly, its just that Fill said he could only bear
to take so much of you during the days that he coudnt possibly
take you in the nights too.
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| Posted by Jake Russell on 14-Aug-2005 | Very Funny When the poop went to the store and I ate all my cow-pie I
found myself I world made of gold that smelled like scatt. I
wunder if you are going tooooooo.
~Funny Master
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| Posted by Rostik Kuskovsky on 14-Aug-2005 | Bill Gates joke 3Why did Bill Gates kill his sheep?
Because he wanted to upgrade his R.A.M!
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