Medical Jokes
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Medical Jokes
A
dermatologist and two doctors were having lunch at the hospital cafeteria when
the two surgeons started to laugh hysterically.
“What’s
so funny?”asks the
dermatologist.
One
surgeon replies, ”Sorry, but do excuse us, it’s an inside joke and you
wouldn’t understand.”
A
doctor broke the sad news to his patient. “I’m afraid you only have three weeks
to live.” The patient replied calmly,” Okay then, I’ll take two weeks in July
and the week between Christmas and the New Year.”
Working
at the local hospital’s cardiac floor was demanding enough let alone my job of
being the one who had to shave people from chin to toe in preparation for
bypass surgery. Many women who do come my way have no problem with the task but
some patients usually men do give me a hard time when time comes for me to do
my job. One man in particular, gave me a very hard time that he refused to let
me get anywhere near him thus preventing me from getting on with the task at
hand. Realizing that the delay could waste a lot of people’s time, I had to
come up with a rather creative way of convincing this man to let me do my job
so he could be wheeled and prepped for surgery. I finally came up with a way,
telling the man, “ If you’d like”, I said, “ I could
do this with my eyes closed?”
In
his attempt to break the ice with new patients during their check-up’s, my
friend a gynecologist struck up casual conversation before doing his exams.
With a young lady one day, and as he entered the exam room, he happens to
notice the label on her sandals that said, “Made in Mexico.”
“So
you’ve been to Mexico,
how was the trip?” he began conversing the nervous young lady.
The
young lady, seemingly amazed says, “Wow, you’re good. You can tell that from my
exam?”
Woman
to a dentist, “ I don’t know which is worst, having a
baby or having a tooth pulled!”
Dentist,”
Well, you’d better make up your mind lady. So I’d know which end of the chair
to raise!”
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