Love Jokes
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Love Jokes
The
mother of a recently married lady comes over unannounced one day to see how the
newlyweds are doing. As she rings the door, it opens and she sees her daughter
naked which shocked her as she pulls her inside and closes the door. “What on
earth are you doing naked?” she asks.
Her
daughter replies, “This is my love dress.”
“But
you’re naked,” the mother says.
Her
daughter again replies, “ My husband loves to see me
in my love dress, so before he gets home I take a shower, spray on his favorite
perfume and I wait for him to come home at the door waiting to have passionate
sex before dinner.”
The
night goes on without much incident with the mother though stunned goes home
thinking at what her daughter does.
The
next day a few hours before her husband returns from work, she tries her
daughter’s technique to turn the embers of her sex life into an outraging
inferno. So she showers and dries herself then she spray’s a couple of puffs of
perfume just as she spots her husband driving up the driveway. So she rushes
down stairs naked taking her place before the door as he opens it.
“ What the hell is wrong with you, you’re naked” asks the
flabbergasted husband as he places down his things and coat.
“ This is my love dress,” she says as she flirts with him a minute
trying to put a spark in his eyes.
Her
husband unmoved and quite unresponsive tells her, “ Needs
a little ironing!!!”
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