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Light bulb jokes How
many elves does it take to change a light bulb? 10, 1 to
change the bulb and 9 to give him a boost. Light Bulb JokesEver since the irate homeowner who got fed up with the contractor he hired to change his light bulb vented his frustration into these so-called Light Bulb Jokes they have stuck around ever since. Or that’s how we think these form of jokes came about, but whoever may have begun this form of jokes, they are funny very funny indeed. As you can see in our collection of Light Bulb Jokes, they are quite numerous indeed. From the simple one-liner’s to the more complex brain teaser types, we have them all. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com is considered to be the best source of fun stuff anywhere on the planet and yes, we have a section for Light Bulb Jokes. We have Light Bulb Jokes from engineers, philosophers, physicists, mathematicians and hell even from Einstein and many other great minds. Our combined collection of over 60,000 jokes and many other funny stuff grouped into over 90 categories is the most extensive and diverse collection of fun stuff anywhere else on the web. Do you have a good light bulb joke that’s not yet in our collection, do send them in so we can work together in building the biggest collection of jokes on the internet. Need a dose of giggles everyday? Subscribe to the mailing list and we’ll send them to you everyday through email. This would allow you to enjoy them at the time you choose. How
many college football players do you need to change a light bulb? The whole team. They even end up with a semester’s credit
for it. How
many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes 20
visits. How
many DIY experts does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two
weeks and a lot of trips to the hardware store. How
many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes twelve
steps. How
many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, once you’ve
managed to present the problems in terms he/she is familiar with. How
many analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Three, one to prove it’s existence, the next to prove it’s uniqueness and the
third to derive a non-constructive algorithm to do it. How
many biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four,
one to write out the proposal, the second to design the bulb-changer, the third
to build the bulb-changer and the fourth to design the bulb. How
many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one
to screw it in and the other to stab him in the back and take credit for it. How
many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
1.000000000000000000000000000000000 How
many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? All of them. How
many of the USS Enterprise’s crew will it take to change a light bulb? Six. The first one is Scotty, who calls Jim on the com
saying, “ I can’t do it Captain!’, Spock is second,
who just happens to be listening with
Jim who says, “ You’re being irrational Scotty,” Doctor Mc Coy who says, “
They’re dead Jim, Dammed it, I’m a doctor not an electrician!,” Jim to screw it
in, and two security sentries in red who dies as he does it. How
many Serbs do you need to change a light bulb? None there’s no
electricity.
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