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Lawyer JokesBeing the most hard to humor, lawyers have the ability to turn right into wrong and wrong into right. No wonder most people think of it as the dirtiest profession around, no pun intended. But here at Funny Jokes Portal, we aim to make you happy with our expansive collection of Lawyer Jokes and other stuff aimed at only one thing, make you laugh. Why bore yourself in your daily routine, check out the many categories and selections we have that cover every imaginable topic. Funny Jokes Portal’s Lawyer Jokes, where you find stuff about lawyers that take you well away from the serious courtroom. From their practice of law to the many situations they face, we have them in our collection of jokes from every corner of the globe. Some of the jokes we have might as well have been sent in by lawyers themselves, who are after all humans underneath that coat and tie. Humor gets the monotony and seriousness of the courtroom out of your system letting your head lighten up and enjoy life as it is. What is life without a few laughs? Boring first of all for we humans are designed to laugh and we do get some rewards for engaging in humor. Humor and the accompanying laughter is known to stimulate the brain to release endorphins that gives us a feeling of elation. That’s why we feel good after a good laugh what ever the situation you may be in. The drama and stress that accompanies our everyday lives needs an outlet, so why keep it bottled up. Check out the Funny Jokes Portal’s Lawyer Jokes pages for a dose of humor about the legal system and the people who make it go round. From the best to the worst, we have them all. Funny Jokes Portal, for all your funny bone needs, to get the fun back into your life. Lawyer JokesChanging
lawyers is en-likened to changing lawn chairs. ON THE TITANIC that is. Two
small boys were talking one day when one asks the other, “ So
what does your father do for a living?” asks the first boy. “My
dad’s an accountant, what about you?” says the first boy. “Well,
my dad’s a lawyer.” Says the second boy. Seemingly
fascinated the first boy asks, “ Honest?” “Naah, just the regular type.” Answers
the second boy. Heard
about the crazy terrorist who hijacked a 777 full of lawyers? He threatened to
release one every hour if his demands aren’t met. Why
don’t sharks like to attack lawyers? Professional courtesy. What
is black and brown and looks god on a lawyer? A Doberman. Heard
about the lawyer specific word processor that works by changing every font you
select to fine print as you print using the said program. New’s flash, the post office is recalling the lawyer series of
postage stamps that were recently released due to increasing confusion on which
side to spit on. What
do you give a friend who just graduated from What
do you do if you find a lawyer on the beach buried up to his neck? Add more
sand. What’s
the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? Simple, bats suck blood only
when it’s dark.
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